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Seeking Room-ape

ekulu by ekulu · Aug 9, 2004 · 265 views · Journal

Well, I have noticed that my room has been looking a little blanc lately, so i thought I might buy an ape to liven it up a little bit. Not a dead stuffed ape, but a real live one. I was wondering if any one knew where i could get an ape, preferebly one that speaks sign language.

Speaking of apes, I'm also looking for a car. I wonder if i can find a good cheap one that will actually work and doesnt look horrid. I've been looking at http://www.recycler.com/ a lot, once found an actually pretty good car for liek $4000.

well, until later everyone, happy huntings.

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27 Comments

yay #1 yayOG 2004

im hairy like an ape and like to tickle with my furry hands. would you like some oranges?

sunshyne #2 sunshyneOG 2004

you can have my sister. ive been longing to be an only child again for 21 years.

superhero #2.1 superheroOG 2004

that was so mean. when did you turn into such a mean person?

sunshyne #2.1.1 sunshyneOG 2004

what makes you think im kind? bc i rubbed your back once for free?

superhero #2.1.1.1 superheroOG 2004

ahhhhh SOOOOO Good

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

did you just purr? that was totally unmanly of you.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you like manly men? get outta here!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

i didnt know i betrayed a preference one way or another. i was just commenting about the purring, if it was purring.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

wow, you're a serious one.

still, dudes purr! AND retain their manliness!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

yeah serious thats me. sitting on a fence picket serious. at least until i find my bearings.

intriguing concept. i have never heard a man purr. i am very curious about that.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

i asked someone about this and he disagrees on the purring. so maybe some dudes purr and retain their manliness just like some girls growl and retain their femininity. sweeping generalities aside, i wont hold purring against anyone. contentment is a good thing however you choose to express it.

perrin perrinOG 2004 sunshyne

In the words of The Counting Crows we all want to pass as cats. :)

forrestina #2.2 forrestinaOG 2002

i read this real fast and i thought you were trying to get rid of me bc i am 21 haha

sunshyne #2.2.1 sunshyneOG 2004

you?! youve already moved out. two down one to go, i say.

forrestina #2.2.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

*running away to go die alone in a hole*

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

aww lil sis, thats so not how i meant that. come visit all the time. i love you! <3

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

feed me love me notice me haha

socalgal #3 socalgalOG 2003

ooohhhh, get a hooptie and then write to MTV to pimp your ride

jamiephaser #4 jamiephaserOG 2003

I can find you a good car for a grand I am the 600 dollar car champ ask fivezero. but for 4 grand theres some nice stuff you can get. You can get a quality jetta. I got mine for 1700 then killed it. I crash it into a creek bank. BRI remember my face.

fivezero #4.1 fivezeroOG 2003

your face looked like a hate crime happened to it. busted.

rocksupastar #4.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

i dont get it...

fivezero #4.1.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

he drove his jetta into a ditch and his face hit the steering wheel. his nose and lips were all smashed up and had to get stitched back together. he looked terrible.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

wow... thats crazy... eh, well i was born with this mug... i WISH i could blame it on a horrendous car accident.

jamiephaser jamiephaserOG 2003

hey now my mug isnt ugly.

aviator #4.1.2 aviatorOG 2004

diana would agree

jamiephaser #4.1.3 jamiephaserOG 2003

Yeah 18 needles to the face so he could numb me up for the stiches and when he put the last stich in the numbness was gone so I felt the last stich ouch.

thatdarngirl #5 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Try ebay, but only bid on cars in your area that you can go check out!

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