Home Wrecker
by There must be something about me...
my face, maybe it's in the eyes, I really don't know.
Whatever it is people frequently get the urge to divulge confidential, very volitile subject matter to me. Close friends and people I just connect with... no problem. Random (we only hung out once) kinda people NOT SO MUCH.
I met this chick who's real sweet and fun to talk to but, I don't know her THAT well.
So on our first telephone conversation she out right spills her life in 500 words or less.
It was interesting to say the least:
#1 I have a boyfriend la la la
#2 His family hates me la la la
#3 A few months ago I liked JOE SCHMOE
#4 I luv my guy though la la la
#5 It would be interesting to know if JOE likes me
#6 JOE totally likes me, I think
#7 COULD YOU FIND OUT?
This was totally unexpected. At first I'm thinkin' "she's such a drama queen" but, still nice.
The plot thickens. So the story develops, turns out JOE SCHMOE finds sum 1 and it's not Ms Motor mouth. One weekend I'm hanging out with sum people and she calls this dudes cell phone (random dude). I'm all "Oh say hey for me", next thing I know she's commanded that the phone be given to me.
IT BEGINS
At first it's no big deal just chit chat. Suddenly it begins:
#1 How's JOE SCHMOE?
#2 Oh yeah I heard about HER
#3 I bet if I broke up w/ so & so he'd come runnin'
As I'm sure anyone would imagine I'm totally disturbed. Can you say EGO TRIP!?!
The dilema, first of all she's wrong... second of all THIS is sooo wrong.
My sentiments are as follows:
She's has sum 1 she's "serious" about, this is disrespectful to him (even if he's none the wiser)
Why all the drama? She knew JOE SCHMOE long before this other chick and even before she had anyone... plenty of time to make her intentions known and guess what??? SHE DIDN'T!
So why do I know all about this, beats me... guess I've just got one of those faces.
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Maybe your just a good listener, and it sounds like this is what she spends a lot of her time thinking about and wants to talk about it.
You prolly have that certain "social worker" quality about you, my mom IS a social worker and has passed that mentality to me. You have to be strong. People like that, who talk about all the stuff going on in their lives are usually looking for someone to help them with everything. Do what you can to the extent that you want to but don't be a door mat.
muffy! you're back from Mexico! how was your trip! I heard you got some COOOOOKIES
hmmm cookies no.....Unless you count Jo Jo's..... BUT I did get other amazing stuff!!! I cant wait to see you and show you everything i bought!! A keychain for you..... awesome stuff for me! I missed you though!
a keychain for me...awesome stuff for you?!?! what's wrong with this picture....
absolutely nothing
ha ha, this kinda made me laugh cause i read it with such swiftness, that I imagened that thats how you heard it, and i duno it cracked me up,like it all unwravled super duper fast in my head, does she happen to be partly hick, cause they divulge information to people at check out lines! They can be scary some of the things they say!
Interestingly enough she is from a rual province hmmmm, you may have a valid point here... scary LOL :-D
ha ha,, yeah I hear some pretty funny stories from my sister!
people call me home wrecker all the time.
old ladies love me... what can i do about it