NJ Employer Report Of Wages Paid

Wow so once again im at work and im bored. I finished processing all the 1040's for today so now im gonna tell you all a story. Here it goes:

Wow. Today is such a beautiful day. Peter woke up and decided to go out in service. Service was good even though no one was home. Anyway, then came 12:45. Thats where it all went down hill for Peter. Time for work...
"O man I hate work," Peter thought to himself, "But I know I need the money for my car." Off he went on the 15min drive to the accounting office in Springfield where he worked. His mom called him on the way and said "Hey Peter whats up?!" "Not much!," he replied.
When he got to work, he sat down at his desk to a pile of returns he had to process. SOMEBODY from the day before (probably Peter), forgot to put more staples in the stapler, so that ruined his day. On top of that...his cell phone had no reception at the office, so he couldnt even text message his friends. When Peter finished all his work, he sat down at his desk and proceeded to work on a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet. While he was on Excel, he signed onto his computer and began to talk to his friends. But wait....no one was on. So instead he went on this website thing where u can post things and thats where he was until now.

THE END

So hopefully you can all learn a few things from this.

1. Sometimes when you wake up in the morning, the sheets arent on your bed anymore.
2. If you cant find the post office right away, try the bank.
3. Look for your sheets...sometimes they fall inbetween the wall and your bed. But only if your bed is on wheels?
4. Does anyone here sleep on a bed that has wheels? Wow thats so neat right? I do so you cant jump on it cause it'll move.

and lastly...
5. Read God's Word Daily. And dont forget to Walk With God.