Feeling strangely fine

Who said that? Anyway i have decided to go back to my usual incoherent bubbly self. I think i'll still retain a tad of bitterness but it will fade. There are bitter things to hang on to. And the sooner you let go the sooner you get to grab hold of these things. But i have a new motto for everyone to live by when dating. Go by what the other person says and does, not by what they meant (i stole this).

And when air mattresses suggest a weight limit, follow it to the best of your ability. And when rescuing people fom a boken car, make sure they can handle being cussed at when their car stops. Women from SC are way too sassy. Georgia women are high maintenance.

DO NOT grow your hair out and be surprised when old women start playing with it. Or older men, ok well that you can be kinda surprised at. But messages during the meeting from your friends about putting you in an Elvis costume are hysterical and can make you disrupt the meeting, but only if you laugh loudly.

Euphoria is an emotion that is dangerous, because it is brought on by the slightest thing and can turn the exact opposite just as fast. I mean it's great to see a guy who hasn't been there in three years come back, but when you realize the woman he's with is not his wife (who was the ONLY wife i would ever consider danning), you can get a bit down. BUT, i'm considering hiring a private detective. JUST KIDDING, i don't know if ***** women are such a good idea.

If you share a room with your sibling, never let them leave without cleaning their part of the room. I mean no matter how many coins you find, it won't pay for all of the sweat and downtime. When you get a phone number (guy or girl) of someone you are already friends with, try to make that first call a good one, but if you get a message you're up a creek.

DO NOT play a movie/tv ringtone game and correctly answer a wizard of Oz song, the dawson's creek theme song and fame consecutively or you will be nicknamed 'Patty' for the duration of the trip. Jersey stinks even in the early morning. There is a spot in 'Nork' airport where you can just drive in a small circle limitlessly until you have to pick up whomever. DO NOT spend more than 5 minutes wishing someone from Ghana a great flight back if they can't understand hello.

When your overseer says that a certain date is your CA, don't go 'OH NO, I have plans that day!" It's not looked upon kindly. Comment women on their new hairdo and be sincere and they will love you. For the millionth time, i've had to defend my city and even borough by showing people that the bagel place on my block has better bagels than anywhere outside of NY.

All of these things i learned in the last 3 days.....