The Inner Guy
by It's about time I sat down and just got real about some things.
What things? Anything or everything, thoughts I've entertained but, never said out loud.
This one in particular, has been a long time in coming.
There is this theory I have I call it my Inner Guy theory.
Hold on a sec just hear me out, and then you may leave the room and burst into uncontrollable laughter.
The theory works two ways...
#1 Every girl has an inner guy
#2 Every guy has an inner girl
What you may ask has brought me to such a drastic/bizare conclusion?
Any number of different observations, strange events, personal experiences.
For anyone that knows me, I take no shame in saying I rumba to the beat of a different conga.
Anyhow more recently I begun to notice an interesting phenomenon among some females around me.
First example:
It's a quiet car ride...maybe there's some Coldplay in the background.
SUDDENLY the silence is broken not even interrupted just RRRRRUPTURED by the most primitive maybe even vulgar release of a , shall we say earthy aroma.
No there are no pleads for an open window, no shrieks of disgusted, only a brief silence followed by a sudden outburst of laughter, shouting, on occassion even clapping... and the car rolls on.
Next example:
somewhere in suburbia a few girls lounge around casual and comfortable.
The tv is on, there's room on the counch sort of. Of course it would be simple to take the floor, there's plenty of room there. Instead? Plop down at the opposite end of the couch, place your feet either over the edge or in MaryJane's face...
BettySue is thirsty, she could go for a nice tall glass of milk, if she can find a clean glass.
BettySue intends to do the dishes but, she needs some me time.
A glass a glass hmmm what to do? She'll just put the half gallon on the countertop , for safe keeping. Darn no clean glasses but BettySue wouldn't, or would she...
The Male Faction:
On a crisp autum day Mikey is getting ready for work and goes to the closet.
It's a snap simple oxford maybe a polo and pair of dockers or is it?
The black oxford is basic, a given but...the gray will make his eyes POP!
It is a quiet afternoon DannyBoy is comfortable on the couch just channel surfin'.
There's a game on somewhere...Suddenly he releases the remote Home & Garden, there are tips on how to brighten any room, of course DannyBoy continues past Home & Garden ... or does he?
Examples such as the latter are the very reason I believe in my theory.
Perhaps even OUT THERE some others have discovered some truth to this unique phenomenon.
**All names or any likeness to actual individuals are purely coincidental or are they?
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48 Comments
um if you've just figured this out i'm wondering how long you've been alive...
Check the profile smart guy! luv u pat :-P
okay i completely agree with you. and as incriminating as this may be....i am so manish. haha i look liek a girl talk liek a girl and all that but i am such a brute. and i have man-mentality about everything....thats the most likely reason why most of my closest friends are guys...and it runs in the family cause my mom is the same way !
hmmm...
things that make you go... hmmmmmmmmmmm
i don't know if i agree with this journal or not...
me too... i mean, i know i never match, i dont even know how to match... im not clean, im horrible at housework, hate the mall... i dunno what other girl qualities i do have..
your jlo booty?
ahhh, good point... but see, im not skanky about showing off my butt cleavage... i have class.
thats not what i heard!
me either, and dont say anything mike. fag
hahahah, 2 words " orange pants" hahahahhhahahah
two gay words: mike schiano
i love you too
i love katie couric
i wish girls were more mannish because they'd be less chickish. less catty, less anal, toned down and not so over the top sensetive. but i think there are girls who just don't have any mannishness, and i think thats a shame.
there's a lot of men that share your feelings. most of them are village people fans.... hahaha! kiddddddddddddddding
hahahah. awesome!!!!
its true. girls are horrendous...i only have 3 close girl friends and they all have free spirited inner-men
I have an inner monkey that i try to suppress. I love scratching myself, eating bannanas, and flinging poo.
this is great!!! you put things so eloquently! ;)
I have that inner guy. I really don't get along with girls because of the fact that they are jealous, catty and just gossip mongers. I don't have time for that. I like to just chill, enjoy whats around and have a great time. Although i mostly have male friends, my very small number of female friends are the same as me.
I, like pirate, am also VERY girly, look VERY girly but deep down inside, i'm a total tomboy. I'll throw off the stillettos and challenge you to a game of football or hockey. its all good.
Also, i agree about the males having "inner chick" Being with my male friends I've learned a lot and YES that inner chick does come out in them from time to time. haha
i have an innerchick. i love guys
WAYYYY to much info :-P
Me and you Gina me and you, we'd have so much fun.
Jersey's not ALL bad air and no class. We'll take the path over to the city and just chill. :-)
ohhh yeah!!! =)
if i have an inner guy, hes very suppressed. poor thing! im not squeamish about bugs and dirt and stuff like that, is that manly?
s'not manly Could it possibly be that every one us is a different case?? Can't really generalize as much as we'd like to.
i totally support this comment
EVERYONE...STOP TRYING TO FIGURE THIS JOURNAL OUT. WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS IS.....she wants to be like me. she wishes she could act like i act and get away with it..YOU CANT... and now shes trying to say EVERYONE has a bit of a guy or girl in them. the truth is that you ALL want to be like me...expecially mike(i know ur jealous) ..
hmm, i think i just want to be as good looking as you....
I don't know Pat....but I DO know I want to salsa like you do....ARRRRRRIIIBAAAAAA!!!! AY!AY!AY!!!!
Hahahah....my bad. I read the name wrong, and thought it said "Hunkpapap", not "Papichulo."
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I'm so dumb. :)
FRANKIE you are trippin' like WOE! You got jokes though I'll give u that.
Trippin'? What is trippin'? This saying must be that of the "ghetto" nature, which is certainly something I know nothing about.
certainly...nor do you know of playerrrrs...
Aye papichulo, tu eres pues...lo que eres unico.
thats not fair.....
Brother please, you're the one who's trippin' Go on! Cry home to your momma, she waitin' for ya
I don't beleeedat for one second.
I have an inner guy, he's dating Angelina Jolie at the moment
juicy you CRACK me up!!!!
oh, oh....my inner guy totally calls dibs on kristen kreuk
I'm so jealous of your inner man.
i definitely have two inner thighs. they are hairy and need some shaving.
go for waxing... that way you can do the bikini wax at the same time.
go sew me a pillow, lover
agreed. some boys i know are more obsessed with shaving and smelling nice and fashion than a lot of other girls. and then there's girls (likke myself) that can totally win a belching contest. that's what makes the dynamics between a guy and girl so much fun.
Well I’m not the world’s most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
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Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
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