so weird, for real.

I think I might have problems. Maybe it's all the stress getting to the inner me.

What I'm about to tell may be incriminating, and it's definitely REALLY long. I've got to tell as much as I can remember, because the begining is fuzzy. There will be a synopsis at the end. Check out this dream I had:

The fuzzy begining:
It starts out with me watching a DVD of some sort in this really dark and messy room. Somewhere in my dream I knew that my mom had just had another baby, and I have not yet seen my new brother or sister yet. I don't even know the baby's name yet. At some point, when I'm about to learn the baby's name, my mom says "I think you're going to hate it, but....". Never a good way to introduce something. Anyway, the name started with a "C" and I didn't really like, but I didn't hate it either. Then later in the dream somewhere the baby tries to suckle me, and I freak out and pull the baby off. It wasn't a new born, even though it was only 1 day old. It was pretty big. Just so you know all this baby and baby name stuff--I don't know when or where it fits in the dream, but it was definitely part of it.

So somehow...and at some point I left the dark messy room. Outside I see this pond on the right & behind me, and in front of me are these plains stretching out in front of me...sort of. The left side is a little cluttered, and I don't think it went very far back. Anyway, all over this plain, there are people setting up for the Monty Python war. What this means, I have no idea. I just knew it was Monty Python, and war. There were all kinds of whacky costumes. Some really cool ones, some really goofy ones. The goofiest ones were the nearest to me, then there was a gap in the war grounds where no one stood. Beyond that were the cooler looking Monty Python warriors(MPW's).

There's a significant thing to mention here....um, nearest to me (nearer than the goofy MPW's) were large trees only on the left side. Behind, they were in rows in that cluttered section of goofy MPW's. At some point I cut the branches off the nearest tree. Every branch is cut off and left. Again, I don't know when this happened in the dream. I just know it did.

To the right, way beyond the cool MPW's there was a war display booth. It had nothing to do with the Monty Python war that was going to go down, it was just a random war display booth, where you could go to learn about war thoughout time.

So I walk past the whole war grounds, and to the war booth, look around and stay there for a while. Then I decide to go to the beach. I don't know how I get there, I just know that I head left, and all of the sudden I'm on this path to the beach. So I'm running around and playing--all alone--on the beach. I go to this dock thing, that's flooded, yet closed off and raised above the level of the ocean. And I start rolling on my stomach on this beachball like clear plastic ball, and floating out to the end of the raised pier/dock section.

The Action Scenes:

I do that for a long time...eventually I notice a hippo in the ocean next to the dock, and as I go back and forth on my floating ball, rolling it under my belly, but not getting wet somehow...I watch the hippo. Hippos mean trouble. You do NOT want to get in a tangle with one. I'm glad I had that much sense in my dream. So all of the sudden I see that this hippo is really mad at me, and starts coming toward the dock. He blocks my path back to the war booth, so I decide to run up this set of stairs that I think I've seen in another dream.

The stair way was really steep, so I thought, no fat hippo could make it up this! I was wrong. The hippo got up on two legs (I think he may have had a hat and breifcase...but I'm not sure) and started ascending the stairs. I got more scared, now, and I ran up those steps FAST. At the top I could either run straight or go on this real rickety bridge to the left. I go left. No hippo can walk on a rickety bridge without breaking it and falling to it's doom.

I dont' know if I was right. I went left onto the bridge. The bridge was high above the ground, and there were no railings on the left side of it. The right had a rope to hang on to, and behind that, was the rock cliff edge. It was really rickety. As I started on it, the bridge turned a corner against the cliff edge. I snapped some ropes--I wasn't going to be able to make it all the way. So I decided to climb the cliff up instead, but at least I shook that hippo.

So I climb over to the cliff edge, and I'm hanging there for a little while when this guy comes running up and is like, "you gotta get out of here! Indians are coming!" and all of the sudden a giant spear goes through him!! He's dead, and probably fell of the cliff. But there was no blood.

Then this indian boy comes holding a knife, but he helps me up. This whole tribe of Native American Indians come flooding from the plains in front of me. They are riding horses and spearing deer. Poor deer. But I'm okay.

So I leave.

I go back to the Monty Python war, and watch 1/2 of them start fighting each other. The goofy half is fighting. I'm now standing so that the pond and the trees are to the right of me, and the goofy MPW's and the rest of the trees are to my left. I turn left about 90 degrees because now some of the goofy MPW's begin to fight. And I see all these "horses" --men in cheesy horse suits-- bowing their heads, showing they are dead. For some reason none of the cool looking MPW's are fighting.

To the right of the "horses" are these giant stuffed giraffes with 2 heads each. One head is normal, just about the size of a large human. The other head was in the neck...big and round. I see them and decide to jump kick the low face and the high face. When I do that, it bows over, and I start slapping the normal/huge head like crazy, and then I upper cut it in the nose for good measure. Nice. I won. I started to laugh.

I turn around. Somewhere near the pond there's all these goofy MPW's falling into the pond, and they are dressed like sheep and chess men at the same time. Weird.

Anyway, this really beautiful model woman tells me to trick the birds in the pond by making think the pond is smaller than it really is, so that they'll land on the sheep/chess men. So I run and take the branches from the tree I had cut earlier and start throwing them in on end of the pond. So my mom, the model girl, and her "husband/boyfriend" jump in the water (figures she's already got someone!). They start laying out all these branches, but when we run out, my mom tells me to get the giant couch cusions. I don't know where they came from, but I found them. They were like as big as my living room--HUGE. We threw them in. I don't know if the birds got tricked.

I'll see you again:

So I go back to the dark messy room, and get my DVD. I pack it up in my bag and leave for the war display booth. (this is almost over!)

On my way, I see the Cool MPW's just standing there. So I got some wet toilet paper (I just happened to have it with me) and started lobbing it into the MPW's formation. They ignore me, but I laugh.

I make my way past them to the booth, and see my grandparents there, looking at the booth. Then I flung another wad of wet toilet paper at the booth, and it landed between my grandparents. I run up gave them a hug and a kiss, and made a joke about the giant wad being my kind of "modern warfare" then I walked around the booth and the model woman told me she'd see me on thursday night.

So I said goodbye, and left

Then I woke up.
the end?