hungry hungry hippos?

Todd said I should post this one. Ha we should get a dream forum...

We all (everyone I have ever met) lives in a beach house, which is really on the edge of a mountain. The bottom of the house isn't supported by anything. There are boardwalks coming out of all the windows and doors-that's how you get out of the house to go places. However, no matter which boardwalk you choose-it leads to the beach. So I take this really old falling apart one that no one ever goes on. I don't end up at the beach. I end up in a clearing. I don't step off the boardwalk. I feel like I am absorbed into the clearing and the trees circle back behind where I was so I can't get out. Then I feel like one of the trees (ha forest). I can't move. I'm rooted. It was cool but it felt so weird! I feel something nudging at my feet-it was a very pregnant Labrador. I got so happy to see it that I felt like I could move again. Since it was my dream, I realized I could...and I did. =)

When I knelt down, the dog was crying. So, I took off my hoodie (which was ginormous) and made a sling to carry her. My fellow trees bent out of the way revealing my boardwalk back home. I felt as if I was walking forever (probably because a very pregnant Lab isn't light). My hair changed to bright blue because of my straining carrying the dog. There were things flying over me. I have no idea what they were-all different, different shapes (I don't know what shapes). It was really scary. I felt like I couldn't breathe-they were taking the air. Suddenly, a gigantic hand came and swept them all away.

I'm getting closer to the house now and everyone is cheering like I won a race. I collapse into a pool of marshmallows (I hate them. It was so gross!). I started melting into them-I turned into chocolate! A shadow came over me. When I looked up to see what it was, I saw what looked like a graham cracker. Really, I think it was my mattress. A while later (I'm not sure how long), I wake up in my bed which had s'more sheets. At this point, I thought I really woke up from the dream...
When I sat up, I saw a MILLION puppies running around. Except...they were half rhino! They were soooo cute. They kept pooping everywhere. Mom was getting very mad. We solved the problem by continuously laying out this sticky shag carpet. Whenever the puppies poopied, we just ripped up the carpet and threw it out the window and *poof* it disappeared.

So I can't find the mom and I dont know how I'm going to feed everyone. I picked up the two nearest pups and started nursing them. This was bizzarre. It hurt a lot since they were black rhinos (the ones with hooked lips). I nursed them like a human mom nurses a baby. Everyone made fun of me and said my children were stupid which was when I realized that I was the mom. At first, I got really sad but then I got really angry. I said, "My children are the smartest children ever born!" A heckler said, "Prove it!" So I replied, "Okay. I'll be right back." While I went looking for one of my children (the biggest one), everyone set up a bookstudy "formation" to watch what was going to happen. The reason why I was looking for this particular pup was because everyone said he was retarded. You see he didn't bark like a puppy or grunt like a rhino-he didn't make any sounds at all. I found him pretty quickly since he was so much bigger than his brothers and sisters. He often laid right next to my bed. A real momma's boy. I told him to follow me and he did. I got back into the cafeteria (don't ask?). I said, "This one can talk." Everyone started laughing at me. I shouted over the crowd, "He can!" My baby smiled at me. Automatically, everyone shut up. It was dead silent. I started speaking French and my pup repeated everything I said. Then, everyones eyes fell out of their heads (rather disgusting), but my puppies were able to eat them.

lots more weird stuff happened but it's just totally random and pointless. i can't remember how it happened and this is way too long so that's it for now.