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I want to ride my bicycle

thatdarngirl by thatdarngirl · Oct 22, 2004 · 254 views · Journal

So..Ben, Sammy and I went out and ate at Fudruckers on 46 in Parsippany tonight. When leaving the parking lot I stopped to wait for an opening in the uncoming traffic. Just as I am about to go I glimpse something out of the corner of my eye just as Sammy yells "BIKER!" I slam on the breaks and freak out as a foreign man riding a bicycle and wearing all black comes flying towards my car (fortunately he slowed down a little bit) and HITS IT! BAM- he goes flying into the windshield/passenger window. It was a terrifying sight. We shout and ask if he's okay and he just kind of smiles and nods, looking a bit shaken, and rides off! Like..what are you supposed to do in such a situation? I was stunned and Ben had to talk me out of my shock and point out that traffic had ebbed again so it was time to get a move on. I made sure there wasn't anybody in my way this time.

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#1 toxicgirlOG 2003 funny

i couldn't pay attention to your words because that retarded queen song played in my head while trying to read

yay #1.1 yayOG 2004

Oh man its so hard to concentrate to "i like to riiiiide my bicyle, i like to ride my bike" repeating in my head in the background

suchgr8heights #2 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

what's wit all the freaky driving occurances lately...THAT'S insane!

fivezero #3 fivezeroOG 2003

OH MAN! so terrible. theres been several motorcycle related deaths lately. people i know and people i don't know. everyone needs give these people space and treat them with more respect. they are unprotected on that bike while everyone else is in their little bubble [car] and zippin' around with having their way with the road. kinda makes me mad.

thatdarngirl #3.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

No no..not motorcycle..like..a bike. Like..those things that don't have an engine!

fivezero #3.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

oh. oh. oh.

I hit a kid on a bike once. his leg was broken and he had a concussion. stupid kid.

thatdarngirl #3.1.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

But..he hit me.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I know. This kid hit me too.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

you just said you hit him.... make up your mind please

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I hit him with my car. Definitely. The police ruled it was his fault. He even tried to sue and didn't even get a settlement. That's what I mean.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

wow he tried to sue you???? thats crazy!! good for you!!

ilikebirds #3.2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i agree with this man

yay #3.3 yayOG 2004

and dudes on bikes aren't zipping around? doing wheelies? cutting through congested traffic? everyone should stop driving carelessly

originalsnob #4 originalsnobOG 2004

Glad you're all okay...biker included.

rocksupastar #5 rocksupastarFounder

lol this is kinda funnny to me...

thatdarngirl #5.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

It was really funny to us to Mike. Once we pulled into the Sam Goody parking lot we laughed for about 5 minutes.

flomojopoanode #6 flomojopoanodeFounder

this reminds of when Napoleon rides the "sledgehammer" and tries to hit the jump.

tinser #6.1 tinserOG 2002

hahahaha, that was so funny

web-toedchloe #7 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Like in Wayne's World when the psycho girl who's in love with Wayne is riding her bike and slams into a car. Then she gets up and they shout, "And she's okay! Game on!"

rocksupastar #7.1 rocksupastarFounder

Game on!!! lol... that was the best!

violetboregaurd #8 violetboregaurdOG 2003

i was hit by a girl riding a ten speed. she was cutting through a parking lot and i was walking... she hit me and kept on going. I was scarred for life. lol - noooo not really just for a few hours.

yay #9 yayOG 2004

hey was this guy riding with traffic or against traffic?

They say not to ride against traffic for this reason, because you never look right to make a right turn.

rocksupastar #9.1 rocksupastarFounder

i thought it was for if you get it you are atleast going in the same direction, and you just get a REALLLY big boost of speed...

thatdarngirl #9.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah, he was riding against traffic. My dad says that area has a lot of problems with things like this happening. Like, it's an epidemic or something.

malibu #9.2.1 malibuOG 2001

like the obesity epidemic?

malibu #9.2.1.1 malibuOG 2001

have you heard that song they're playing on z100? its really a social commentary but it says about how we'll tell our grandkids how it was horrible living in the obesity epidemic. "yeah it was horrible there was pringles and ding dongs everywhere. horrible."

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

i heard that!! i thought i was the only one!!!

malibu malibuOG 2001

i liked it.

juicymango #10 juicymangoOG 2003

This happened to me a couple months ago, in Atlantic City i was making a right turn and a guy was going against traffic and SLAMMED into the side/front of my car. Scariest thing ever.

socalgal #11 socalgalOG 2003

i'm glad the outcome was good.

this happened to me a few years back. this mexican guy just comes out of nowhere and hit my car with his bike. It was a good thing i was making my turn rather slowly (so unusual for me) and there he was plowing into my car. I get out of my car and ask him if he was ok (i was on the verge of tears) and apologizing like there's no tomorrow.

so he starts yelling at me in spanish, about dumb americanized mexicans etc. so of course being the feisty latina that i am i start raising my voice at him in spanish and telling him i was going to call immigration to send him back to mexico....he took off so fast, he was just a blur. it was SO funny.

malibu #11.1 malibuOG 2001

a boy told me a story how he went into dover in a crowded area and started shouting "la migra, la migra" and everyone scattered!!!

socalgal #11.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHAHA it's SOOO true! la migra means "immigration" in spanish.

shessomepirate #12 shessomepirateOG 2004

AHAHAHA QUEEN i love the song... who rides their bike on rt.46 anyways?! what a crazy crazy man

shessomepirate #13 shessomepirateOG 2004

i went to fuddruckers with caitlin today and i thought of you lindsay!

thatdarngirl #13.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yay! I love fudruckers..good food!

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