That's not Funny

I will definitely miss MMMTito (my crap 94 Ford Taurus) just cos I bonded with him, but he has GOT TO GO. He's a money pit. I can't do it anymore. Driving excitment with Tito never ceases to amaze/amuse me. This past Monday night-a guy ran into my car. He was wearing all black running gear, with a black suit jacket over, and a messenger bag. Oh and he was a black man. So BAM there he is on my hood. I'm just kinda sitting there waiting for him to move cos come on now it's cold out. He's staring at me all bug-eyed. He gets off the hood and looks at himself. He walks in front of my car. I start backing up hahah. I roll down my window and lean out, "Are you okay mister?" He says, in an English accent, "You nearly injured me." I had to peel outta there cos I couldn't stop laughing.