Reindeer+misplaced red nose=big laughs

I want to get two fighting fish and name them Akira and Haiku.

I have noticed that in Jersey, xmas lights are painstakingly planned out, electric ballet. Sometimes it's good and sometimes it's a headache. Good decor-keeping your house decorated with one type of light, a central theme. Bad decor-using 8 different types of lights:size,color,blink/non-blink. I hate the balloon statue craze. I could snap at any moment and go on a killing spree with a freshly sharpened pin.

Some towns decorate the main street. In Lavallette, NJ (where I live) they have lanterns on the telephone polls with evergreens and red bows. They also have a decoration that goes across the street, connected to the telephone polls. It's an evergreen concoction with a wreath and rudolph. They are decorated with white lights and rudolph is the same, except for his red light nose.

Now for the funny part...

Brian and I were riding home from a bar in my area that was supposed to have a halo tournament that never materialized. We are chatting and looking at the lights as he drives to drop me off at my home. As we pass the police station I notice that the one rudoplh has a red nose, but also a red bottom hole. It took a few seconds to register and then I'm like, whatintheworld?? Brian says you saw that too? And we bust up laughing. Rudoplh had a red anus. What a sick twist to a holiday tradition. I just wish I could drive home without looking for it every time.