Comin out of my cage...
and i'm doin just fine
Ok, i'm home. Went to see a movie but bowled instead, got home at 3 then i went to the gym. Well i snuck in actually. I got on the treadmill.
I ran.
I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid.
Then I ran some more.
I just can't look its killing me
Project JJ is progressing. I'm starting to rethink its necessity.
See, I want to learn this song. Mama said Knock you out. Gotta get the song then the lyrics. I guess thats project LL.
how did it end up like this
Why is it that the last few horse trucks i've seen have been closed and they have said, "Caution Horses." Normally a horse's rear end informs you they are travelling in style. I'm not against being told a horse is in the vehicle, its just that I don't understand why we need to use caution if a horse is inside. I mean are they gonna kick the door out and jump on my hood? Or is horse poop gonna fly out? That I'd avoid.
my stomach is sick and its all in my head
Ever hear about the chicken that every time it saw a white rock it said, "Egg Egg!"?
ALREADY?!
because i want it all
Can't get a strawberry milkshake to save my life. Waiter says no, no strawberry, we have nothing here with strawberries in it. Leaves and across table cody has a strawberry milkshake.
but she's touching his chest, now, let me go
I love renaming people. Like Cody and Nate. Not only do i rename them, i start using the abbrev. version of their name.
i've been doing just fine
Becky is the cutest dog i have seen in a while.
Pizza on the go rules.
now i'm falling asleep
Movie day? I'll see.
choking on your alibis
I so want to meet bruce or seth, i forget his name.
Love to make pale people blush.
open up my eager eyes
Saw a smily face bowling ball.
JenN had the best idea and for that i forgive her for routinely beating me at bowling.
Quarter machine had no quarters.
Whoever you are, i'm just letting you know that i'm so much skinnier than when you last saw me.
This was so much funnier when i wasn't so tired.
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pat this is your best yet.....dig the "subliminal" song....NICE
I love you, man.
no really, since the events are back, i love you..
what were their real names again???? and what was Jen-N's idea?
hmmm. this goes down smooth like ex-lax
i generally like to read what you write
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