I hate Pikies
by Seriously, its been a while.
Why is it old people in CVS insist on fighting for ten cents? I'm trying to get back out in service people, don't hold me up.
I have a 'stache. I think I could pull it off if i was like 30 pounds lighter. Heck at that point i could wear lipstick I'd be so hot. But I ain't so i have to take off the rouge and shave the dead ferret on my upper lip.
If you don't want the responsibility, what makes you think I do?
Why is it that everyone has someone they, 'see you with'?
I like to sing in public but need to do it more often.
I think Livy should sing more in public. Dan should definitely do coffee shops. And bring Lauren with him.
Chocolate raspberry coffee is gooooood. Whatever this juice i just found is gooood. This old milk, not good.
Why must everyone judge? Ok i agree with them, but why must i hear your opinion immediately?
Don't order pizza and have it delivered to your house if your friend is going to come out when the delivery guy shows up and acts like the two of you are gay. You'll never be able to order pizza from there again.
Don't sit next to your cousin at his meeting if you haven't seen him for a while. You might start to joke, then laugh, then have everyone look at the two of you. And try NOT to write stuff that is incriminating on your KM to show your cousin. Inevitably someone else will see it and shake their head. I mean they are laughing on the inside i'm sure.
Where have you all gone? I feel like i'm all alone. Actually i feel like i'm taking crazy pills.
And where the HECK is all the rain they promised us? It is a gorgeous day outside. So much so that i'm going out in my shorts to the gym. Yes that's right shorts. Hairy legs and all. Have you ever randomly had a kid just grab the hair on your legs like he spotted bigfoot? No, well then grow some.
How am i? Well i'm pretty screwed up in general, so its kinda hard to tell....
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Pat.....this is why I love you. :)
i love these
good fun. i hate pikeys too. and gypos. always throwing dogs in when bartering.
Just wondering......these are slang for what, again?
gypsies. rovers.
I knew that one.....the "pikies" are what's confusing me.
Old people fight for ten cents because they are very old and their lives consist mostly of watching Walter Cronchite and sleeping and sometimes if they're lucky they can still taste the food that goes into their mouths so they can actually find joy in something. And then someone tries to steal ten cents from them. Those old juices start flowin, the adrenaline runs wild, and the least they can do is scream "give me my ten cents" to feel alive again.
awww i luv hearing you sing....like i said one of the most memorable moments for me is walking with you and frest in the city and you guys singing! :)
haha and the pizza delivery gay thing, reminded me of swingers...LOL
yeah pat you sang "dream lover" amazingly that night. it was all heart and guts
"is he clean? is he brown?"
This is awesome. Almost Jack Handey-esque, but more real, and they make you think.
*leans in* LOVE IT!
what should i DO in coffee shops??
i could read my silly stories.
poetry readings
lol dude, i LOVE when you do these journals, lol it puts me in a thoughtful mood all day.
ha ha good read my friend.:)
Oi
it was Josh that was acting gay wasn't it?? You guys spend wayyy more time together than is natural for straight guys :)
i'll agree. it's just strange.
