I hate Pikies

Seriously, its been a while.

Why is it old people in CVS insist on fighting for ten cents? I'm trying to get back out in service people, don't hold me up.

I have a 'stache. I think I could pull it off if i was like 30 pounds lighter. Heck at that point i could wear lipstick I'd be so hot. But I ain't so i have to take off the rouge and shave the dead ferret on my upper lip.

If you don't want the responsibility, what makes you think I do?

Why is it that everyone has someone they, 'see you with'?

I like to sing in public but need to do it more often.

I think Livy should sing more in public. Dan should definitely do coffee shops. And bring Lauren with him.

Chocolate raspberry coffee is gooooood. Whatever this juice i just found is gooood. This old milk, not good.

Why must everyone judge? Ok i agree with them, but why must i hear your opinion immediately?

Don't order pizza and have it delivered to your house if your friend is going to come out when the delivery guy shows up and acts like the two of you are gay. You'll never be able to order pizza from there again.

Don't sit next to your cousin at his meeting if you haven't seen him for a while. You might start to joke, then laugh, then have everyone look at the two of you. And try NOT to write stuff that is incriminating on your KM to show your cousin. Inevitably someone else will see it and shake their head. I mean they are laughing on the inside i'm sure.

Where have you all gone? I feel like i'm all alone. Actually i feel like i'm taking crazy pills.

And where the HECK is all the rain they promised us? It is a gorgeous day outside. So much so that i'm going out in my shorts to the gym. Yes that's right shorts. Hairy legs and all. Have you ever randomly had a kid just grab the hair on your legs like he spotted bigfoot? No, well then grow some.

How am i? Well i'm pretty screwed up in general, so its kinda hard to tell....