Band of Conquerors

Down in a small town, not very far from here,

In a beatup bar that served tea and warm beer,

Played a band of men spun up from the past,

Who played punk music hard, loud and fast.

A guy named Alex played guitar at the lead,

And conquered crowds like the Persians and the Medes.

Girls just love him curly blonde hair,

Gets drunk just about everywhere.

His friend named Ceasar plays a mean bass,

Got the look of determination on his face.

Always wears a hat becuase he's kind of bald,

His girlfriends Egyptian with a nose that's not too small.

We got Hanible on backup guitar,

He just loves elephants, thats what he named his car.

Hes a great snowboader too, you know what helps?

All that practice he go when he travelled to the Alps.

The a the drums we got Atilla the Hun,

He's the first guy to get in a fight with someone.

Keeps getting nosebleeds at every show,

It just might be the end of him, you never know.

Sooner or later they'll break through I know it.

They got the ability to do great things, boy do they show it.

They just might conquer the music world

But listen hear boys and girls

It'll all just come to an end, theyre just a fad

When you think about it it's kind of sad.

But they'll always be remembered for what they did

As they drive off into the sunset to another gig.