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Puddin on the ritz

hunkpapap by hunkpapap · May 17, 2006 · 255 views · Journal

I think we all need to stop what we are doing, relax, take a break from what we are doing and talk about how good chocolate pudding is. I mean it’s a whole chocolate mess of viscous, gooey goodness and I love the stuff. Before I continue, let’s get a couple things straight. I know you can make it yourself at home with some milk and a packet but we are talking here about the ones that come in a square-topped, plastic cup-like thing. And yes there are other flavors, but for now lets concentrate on the ones that are artificially flavored to be akin to chocolate. So why is it so great?

First of all, it’s chocolate. It comes in a convenient travel size container which you can take with you for dessert at lunch or a snack on a break. Or you can just down the stuff when you are at home. It has an easy open lid which can make you feel like you are exercising so you don’t feel so guilty taking in the calories. It’s kosher if that’s your thing. Sometimes they come in layers so there are differing flavors of chocolate. I’ve had the fat free ones and those are even good to. I like to put sprinkles in them sometimes to add some calories. It isn’t that filling, so you can have one even after you’ve stuffed yourself on turkey.

I have what I like to call my pudding spoon, which is plastic and reusable. So to maintain its flavor I leave it in the last pudding cup I used, giving my next cup an aged extra chocolate-y feel, plus seriously cutting down on the number of spoons I have to keep buying to keep up with my habit.

I’m no nutritionist, but since it has milk it has got to be good for you, with protein and calcium and stuff which might also give you energy. So it’s probably part of that well-balanced diet they are always talking about in the cereal commercials. And if you do buy the one that you have to make yourself, you can buy one of those pre-made graham crust things (I only ever see the keebler one, I mean does anyone else make it besides the store brand?) and you have a chocolate pie dessert. And then you can use other flavors like banana or whatever flavors they have, maybe lemon I don’t know.

Anyway, I think you see my point by now. I’m not saying you have to go get them, but consider it way more seriously than jello or fruit bars. So if you ever come over and you aren’t old enough to bring alcohol, bring me pudding. If you’re old enough then bring something to drink cuz I can get my own pudding.

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34 Comments

forrestina #1 forrestinaOG 2002

ahhh the official snack of conventions and assemblies. i've taken to stovetop coconut pudding. i top it with toasted coconut and chill it in cute ice cream glasses.

theremin #1.1 thereminOG 2002

I really miss those vanilla puddings. They were awesome tasting. The puddings and burritos and hoagies and shasta soda, awh man, good times. Oh, and leaving the house at 5am to help set up the department... that I don't miss as much.

ilikebirds #2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

haha I like the ol' bring me alcohol...

but.. i'm not a fan of pudding.. it's consistency and texture.. doesn't make my belly jump for joy. Maybe because I dont like chocolate none too much either. Chocolate is the devil.

thatdarngirl #2.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

The consistency of pudding bothers me too, jello is 10x worse.

fivezero #2.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

Jello is one of only substances you can "slurk."

flomojopoanode #2.1.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

ooo! That's the perfect name for a new jello brand! SLURK gelatin.

beachbum #3 beachbumOG 2002

mmmmm...sprinkles.

socalgal #4 socalgalOG 2003

aw man, gotta love the pudding. actually pudding reminds me of the conventions.

theremin #4.1 thereminOG 2002

Right on with your right on

M
#4.2 monsterEst. 2006

yes, yes, yes!!! And if you got them on Friday they were still frozen in the centre... MMM MMM Good like a puddin-pop!

socalgal #4.2.1 socalgalOG 2003

i remember the OJ being frozen and the danish's....LOL

M
#4.2.1.1 monsterEst. 2006

Well.. it must be colder up here :-) EVERYTHING was frozen

Bags of grapes (hoping it wasn't just a local thing...looking more and more like a nutter), good times, good times!

theremin thereminOG 2002

You're just a crazy British Columbian like the lot of them

M
monsterEst. 2006

Who you refering to... Pamela Anderson, Sarah McLachlan, Jason Priestly, Michael J Fox, or are you alluding to the recent lovefest of Joshua Jackson. Certainly not moi?!?

theremin thereminOG 2002

The lot of them like I said.. even the non-celebrity, like some bloke Gareth that I worked with at the London Eye, and a girl as well that worked there, but the name escapes me at the moment.. weird bunch, you are. And think you're better 'cause you can get 2 year working permits. Oo, look at me... I'm a Commonwealth. haha j/k.. they were pretty reserved. I just wanted to make an interesting dialog. But, hey, you forgot Norm MacDonald, altho, I think he has become an American, and renounced his bad British Columbian self. hahaha

M
monsterEst. 2006

Norm MacDonald... he's an east coast boy.. in fact born in Quebéc City.

theremin thereminOG 2002

17 October 1963
Québec City, Québec, Canada

oh, you're right. soz! now, I'm down a point. shoot

theremin thereminOG 2002

By the way... moi?? You're not Quebecese. heh

M
monsterEst. 2006

No more of a muppet refference. ;-)

theremin thereminOG 2002

ahh gotcha. The Muppet Show rocked. That was the best out of the bunch, I reckon.

M
monsterEst. 2006 theremin

You've been around long enough to hear the urban legend, or just plain story about the Muppet theme and Marriage is God's Arrangement... SAME SONG!! I smile whenever I hear either of them :-)

theremin thereminOG 2002 monster

I hafta keep myself from laughing everytime it's sung. It's not easy.

tesoro #5 tesoroOG 2001

if you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits.......puttin on the ritz.

anyways, i pretty much hate anything artificial chocolate. i agree with ty, i hate the texture, it's icky.

M
#6 monsterEst. 2006

Reminds me of a dessert i bring... that people believe... I make, well I sort of make it...

It is my version of a trifle. (with no canned stuff, puke)

Sliced semi-stale (important) pound cake, sprinkled with a sweet sherry, layered with fresh sliced strawberries and vanilla pudding cups, repeat a couple of times, then top with whipped cream, garnish with a few whole strawberries. Longer you keep it in the fridge the better, overnight helps, but I am a procrastinator, so that doesn't happen.

RAVE reviews, but keep away from small children, depending how much sherry U use.. I am kinda liberal with it. That makes it an adult only dessert. :-)

hunkpapap #7 hunkpapapOG 2003

Who writes a journal about pudding, HONESTLY?

fivezero #7.1 fivezeroOG 2003

i was thinking that. i don't like pudding. maybe i'll just comment about something else. . .

socalgal #7.2 socalgalOG 2003

only you patty cakes could be so clever & eloquent....

fivezero #8 fivezeroOG 2003

i would like to throw a bowl full of pudding at my boss. he think he's freaking charles bronson or something. that'd show him. i think.

beachbum #8.1 beachbumOG 2002

he has an 80's mustache and uses unnecessarily large weapons?

fivezero #8.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

HHHAAAAAAAA!!! this almost killed me. but, no. he walks around like a tough guy. like because he's the boss he can also beat you in a fight. FAH!

C
#9 chuggieOG 2003

puding? could this be any more bizare?

rocksupastar #9.1 rocksupastarFounder

Chuggie.... couldnt YOU be any more bizare?

hunkpapap #9.1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

you both are bizarRe

aviator #9.2 aviatorOG 2004

HEY PAPAPAPAPAPAP You missed like 4 of the best concerts ever this summer. WAHAHAHAHAHA Warped Tour coming soon and cant wait to put on my HELMET HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I am more insane than David Lee Roth in a jumpsuit on crack!!!

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