anything women can do . . .
by . . . BOYZ CAN DO BETTER! there, i said it. i quickly and conveniently peed standing up today, LIKE THREE [3] TIMES! it was so relieving.
i had a swell weekend.
i played a LEGENDARY game of scrabble on Friday. after losing my turn 3 times and playing a generally crappy game--i cleared my board with no tiles in the bag! scored 80 points + everyone elses points, which were many because they all had full letter boards. folks were discussing it at the meeting on Sunday. talking and pointing at me. at the LEGEND.
Saturday i went to a pals BBQ. ate far, far too much burned animal flesh. consumed a fair amount of Arbor Mist. played several fast and furious rounds of badminton [THE most underrated sport EVER]. possibly stole my friends girlfriend, but that is a tale for another time . . .
later that night i met some local witness hoodlums at the boardwalk. we walked around, watched people strut, had some pizza, played a few games. i won a superman basketball with TWO shots. do you want to know why? because i got game. recognize.
sunday i woke up early and went on my friend's boat. roasted in the delicious sun, danced in the westward wind. we wakeboarded. this time, i did terrible! i hate those small "squirelly" boards. i was pwned over and over. to make matters worse i was stung by like 200 jelly fish. succckkk'd. after we finished with that, i perfected my upside down canonball jump. a really awesome spectacle. all should see it and be moved, emotionally. it's like chubby air balet.
afterward we went to the meeting and were spiritually edified. i was so tired, but i felt really good. i had on my new tan Nautica suit with my SWEET Ted Baker tie. i felt like a million bux. LEGENDARY scrabble games were discussed. after that, for dinner, i had a large hamburger, with bacon and cheese and more cheese and pickles. when were were done i visited mango and yay at their home in Little Egg Harbor. awesome peoplez. and the ezabel garden is even more beautiful up close. fires were made, music was played [HOTDOG, MEATBALL, TUNASUB], saw some pictures, forgot my sunglasses [I WANT THEM BACK!]. it was just a nice, mellow way to end the weekend. thanks guys.
that is all, folks.
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mango and yay live together?
yes, they live together
Muffy,
meet Chris & Kamila
=)
chris + yellow polo = ZUH?!
yikes that picture is like 2 years old, or maybe even 3... we now look like this
show us the pics where you are preggos!!
LOL unfortunately nothing like that will ever exist, if all goes according to plan
LOL
my hair is like 12 inches longer, blonder, and i no longer wear ponchos
PONCHOS what was that all about
UGH
AWWWWW I love that pic!!!! Yay is sportin the element!!! WOOT WOOT!!! i think i like this pic moreso....you look cozy and comfy, like you're "home" heehee
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/coronita714/100_0960.jpg
yeah that pic is my computer wallpaper
it's so "us"
tell 'em to keep up the bird designs. man i love this stuff
aw! you guys look so cute! and nice & tan!
:) thanks!
*with Polish accent* You are rrrreminding me of how you say Mischa Barton. Sooo cute ;)
i like the name Mischa
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mischa's not attractive and Kam is gorgeous....kam reminds me of Sandra Bullock...TOTALLY!!!
Aww NUTZ see I think Sandra Bullock is attractive also but, I don't think Mischa is unattractive I think she's really cute =/
hi chris and kamila! (i know kamila already but thats ok)
hi let's dance together i am good at these moves:
1. noodle soup
2. lawnmower
3. chicken stance
badminton RULES
and where did you leave your sun-g's do you know? i haven't seen them.... i don't think. I haven't looked for them though. Where they be at?
in the back or front yard or maybe on the table. i dunno. i gotta look.
hmm alright i'll look around, what do they look like?
black ray bans. blues brothers style.
oh i found them! and unfortunately i ate them.
oh, ok! were they delicious?
they were vampirous
(remember the ray ban commercial with the vampires, they reminded me of it)
d'oh! i never saw it.
oh my goodness. i don't even know what that means! well, i want you and chris to wear them until i come to get them. BUT you can only wear them with a black suit, white shirt, black tie, white socks, black shoes, with a black fedora. Oh, and with sideburns. chris has decent burns, but mango, you'll have to cultivate yours. those are the conditions.
we must play scrabble one day. i love a good challenger. are you coming up camping in september?
yes, i will be there.
don't worry, maybe someday you'll be able to beat me without using words like: em, ta, la, or qat
HAHA! "qat" is the most shameful word you could ever use. that Q must always be on a triple letter/word spot too. hey, we do what we gotta do. . .
haha, what is qat like some well known scrabble word or something??
there's like 3 scrabble references here
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=qat
the 3rd definition says it all
yeah but i still don't get it. i've never heard of that! how do so many people know about it... does it have something to do with the word score or something?
why? it's a unit of middle eastern money-like putting down dollar. perfectly legal and i for one am not ashamed to use it over and over!
what fun would that be??
ps my voicemail msg is very sweet and it amuses me that you got a little heat for the one you left me.
yeahhhh, nooo. i'm a creep. whatever.
awww b, you had an awesome weekend!! and yes i get so jealous that you males can pee anytime anywhere and some will be none the wiser.
and i thought i was the only weirdo that loved badmiton? how fun is that game?
ANNNNNNNNNND i want to hear the story about your friends girl, you little pimp you! lol
I was talking about this peeing problem twice this weekend with other girls. We have to find a solution!
all i can say is eww!!!
Sometimes your google skills are best left unused, ok?
Mine was mediocre. Nothing of anything Saturday. Sunday, 2 lousy open house attendees. But, thank goodness for ending the day with a band jam, to make living worthwhile. Now, I'm stuck at my computer wishing C++ wasn't invented.