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by alex
· Feb 21, 2007 · 258 views · Article

so me and my cousin were on our way home from dover the other day and we were driving on route 10, and decided to stop into the pet supply store. my cousin wants to get a dog, and sometimes they have puppies in there.
so anyway we get inside and we go over to where we think there might be puppies, and instead we find this really annoying lady with a stupid annoying long island accent and a stupid annoying little girl, sitting on the floor with a nasty little ferret in her lap (sorry if anyone disagrees with me, but i think ferrets are the grossest pets in the world).
so anyway, the lady sitting on the floor asks the salesman there, "how much for the ferret, 150?"

salesman: "no, 129"

me: "a dollar and twenty nine cents, right?"

salesman: "no, one hundred and twenty nine dollars."

my cousin: "huh, that's a little expensive for a rat, don't ya think?"

me: "yeah, i'll go out to the dumpster and im back in two seconds with a rat."

then we walked out, haha. i'm sure they pretty much hated us, but it was really funny.

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21 Comments

iwz #1 iwz

lol, how old are you guys again?

ferrets aren't rodents, btw

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#1.1 alexOG 2001

well they look like rats.

ilikebirds #1.2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

your face is a rodent

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#1.2.1 alexOG 2001

thanks!

fivezero #2 fivezeroOG 2003

haha, you're from the ayehole side of the force

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#3 brothermanOG 2004

Haha... This is actually amusing.

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#3.1 alexOG 2001

no this is a journal. lol

fivezero #3.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

HAHAHA!

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#3.1.2 brothermanOG 2004

You are on fire. Haha

socalgal #4 socalgalOG 2003

hahaha this was funny, but ferrets are rad!!! i wouldnt own one tho. they smell funny.

web-toedchloe #5 web-toedchloeOG 2001

I bought a guinea pig for Donovan at that place. They had like 30 little guinea pigs in a huge plastic pen, and the guy told me to just reach in and pick one. Yeah, I thought the second I put my arm in there, they would all jump at it and start eating me. So I made the guy pick one. :P

originalsnob #5.1 originalsnobOG 2004

HA! You!

web-toedchloe #5.1.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

I swear, that guinea pig was always plotting against me. She'd squeak and squeak, then stop the second I walked into the room; like she didn't want me to hear what she was saying. And she'd dig little holes in her bedding and move things over the tops to cover them, like she was tunneling out of prison.

juicymango #6 juicymangoOG 2003

this is funny

however

DO NOT BUY A PUPPY FROM ONE OF THOSE PLACESSSSSSSSSSSS

or rather

FRIENDS DO NOT LET FRIENDS do the above

:(

don't support puppy mills :(

http://stoppuppymills.org/

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#6.1 alexOG 2001

yeah yeah, i know all about puppy mills. my friend has a dog from a puppy mill, and the dog is totally nuts.

tesoro #7 tesoroOG 2001

okay, "stupid long island accent"? Are you kidding me? i kinda wanna punch you in the face.

And btw....LI accents are really not that distinguishable...it just sounds like a NY/NJ accent....the women was probably from Staten Island...they have thick accents.

socalgal #7.1 socalgalOG 2003

that made me laugh "i kinda wanna punch you..."

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#7.2 alexOG 2001

woah, i think you kinda need to chill. sorry if i missed the difference between staten island and long island accents.

tesoro #7.2.1 tesoroOG 2001

hahaha, don't worry dude, i'm not going to ACTUALLY punch you in the face. s'cool haha

fivezero #7.2.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

you'd level that cupcake in .3 seconds

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alexOG 2001

haha

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