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NO IT IS NOT!! you are so wrong!!! my god i can't believe how immature and uncultured you are!!!!
haha
i know commenting on this is dumb b/c its from too long ago. but kam, i used to hang out with you and well...lets say i know a girl with the WORST smelling farts that used to clean out a room.
omg hahaha..
BUSTED!
remember that time we all left friendly's?
ahhh friendly's .... good times.
bahaha or during the cruise.. in my sleep.. oyy
oh my goodness!
remember that night on the cruise where you me and josh were hanging out, and i talked to you guys in my sleep?
lol.. what.. i actually do not recall that hahaha.. sounds funny tho
i went to friendly's a few times with people, is that the same one?
i went by applebees right off 287 yesterday with angela and i was telling her how me, you, ty, ian, mike, and kevin (the guy i carpooled with), and others would all meet up for lunch there sometimes
that was fun
it was the friendly's in metuchen...so im not sure.
oh man that used to be so much fun! we went to a couple of places around that area. do you still work on centenial ave?
no i haven't worked there in more than 4 years, but those were some good times
I know a family that calls them hiney burps which sounds way too cute.
I have no shame...
When I was 10 years old, I used to babysit a kid down the street from me. He had ADD and was extremely out of control (even for a boy). If his mom didn't give him his Ridalin, he would stick his head in the toilet and put his turtle in the microwave and all sorts of crazy junk. Most of the stuff he pulled frustrated me more than anything else.
The worst was that he would sit on my lap and pretend to be all sweet and then let out a huge fart! I don't have any brothers and my sisters never did anything like that so, at first, I didn't know how to retaliate. After one or two babysitting visits, I decided all he needed was a taste of his own medicine. So, I pinned him on the couch and summoned the wind from within and let it rip. He never farted on me again and has the utmost respect for me to this day.
haha hilarious.
my gf's little brother always wants me to fart in his face for some reason... weird
this sister in my bookstudy thinks "your own farts are an accomplishment. they almost smell sweet." so i guess some people find a thrill in the one man salute.
i modded this funny because of the way you described the wind from within
At work there's this chick that knows everything, she butts in everywhere wherever possible, is so loud that most can hear her at the opposite end of the office even when on personal calls.
Just one of those rare gems =)
It just so happens that in addition to all the afore mentioned Sterling attributes Lady's a burly* broad that stiffens at the elbows as she walks (like a lumber jack) honest.
At one point here was a toss up between whether to refer to her as Broomhilda or Helga...HELGA won out.
There's a point to all this set up I swear.
Helga is the queen of CRASS. In her spare time she enjoys emitting toxic flatulence followed by a signature brusque exit. Honest to goodness she just walks away leaving a wake of devastation. Once or twice in total I could possibly excuse but, goodness gravy two three FOUR times a day?!?!?
It's to the extent that we recognize it's her. There's just this horrible wall of putrid funk that overtakes you as though you're taking your last breath, IT BURNNNS =(
Normal farts I can deal, they slip (I guess) that's permitted but, just eating who knows what and then letting loose on the unsuspecting public NOT COOL.
i modded this funny because you vividly described the wall of putrid funk that BURRNS
whoa, i just got a big ad for swimsuits on this page. the girl incidentally is VERY good looking, lol.
She has a butter face.
Te he butter face!?!? Like Vanessa Carlton & Michelle Branch, they look so different, like Cabbage Patch Kids. They look very soft but, not in a sexy or feminine way... more as though they're faces were carved out of a boiled potato.
I think Adam probably laughed so hard he burst his lungs the first time he farted. But I bet his attempts to recreate the sound were messy.
adam as in adam and eve.
hey eve. pull my finger.
1)i can't believe you just typed that
2)i cant belivieve how hysterical i am right now after reading it.
1) Totally believe this was typed =D
2) Need you to CHECK INBOX ASAP
I love this journal.
the funny thing is that alex didn't even write it, i found out the other day that my sister saw that he left himself logged in and she typed it
This kind of makes it funnier.
There was a boy sitting infront of me in class the other day that just lifted up his one buttcheek during the lesson and let out a fart. He's my hero.
wow, there's two google ads for fart ringtones. how would you like that to go off during a meeting?
hahaha one of the ads says "is your dog suffering from bad gas"
i almost miss these ads i'm not seeing, but then again, not really
haha, i actually have adblock disabled on ezabel just so i can get a chuckle out of them. it's always surprising to see what gets shown.
so far, i've made $16.09 from the ads. that's kinda neat.
You can buy farts on ebay, supposedly.
one time.. i had a girl standing behind me as i prepared to mount my motorcycle. she was going to hop on right after so she was standing basically right behind me.
As I lifted my leg up to throw over to the other side... a beautiful orchestra of fart noises came out of my loin region.
lol. and? what'd she do?
My farts are works of art. I once gassed my ex-wife out of the apartment we shared when we were married. Definitely one of my finest moments. The key ingredient....BK onion rings and their special Oring sauce.
are they "works o' fart"???
i can't believe that any guys actually believe it's cool to fart in front of a woman.
when i need to fart, i go outside and take the garbage out, then let a super bad one rip, then give it a few minutes before i go back inside. i told lauren what i do after our being married for about 6 months and she was very grateful
you're crazy. i fart in front of my wife all the time. almost constantly. i farted in front of her just now.