Cruising Around the World

I went on a big boat last friday (correction, they're supposed to be called SHIPS not BOATS. I happen to like the word boat better, though). It was nice because it took me away from all the chaos and worries of my little pathetic life and to the Caribbean. Key West is cool, no one has cars..they just have motor bikes and the like. Grand Camen Island..not impressed, although they do have a place called hell there. Though, that didn't impress me either because I'm pretty sure we have a few places that can be called hell right here in NJ. Cruises are nice. People make and unmake your bed throughout the day and fold your clothing. Then there are very nice looking Romanian guys who give you all the food you could possibly eat, and then some. Five meals a day, my pants don't fit me any more! Sun down there is hot..first degree burns on your face hurt a lot. Going to the wrong airport to go home is stupid. Ear aches hurt! Cruises are a must take vacation sometime in everyones life!