animal crackers

we were all sunbathing at the beach last week. one of the required beach snacks are definetely animal crackers. so we were all talking about graduation and what we were gonna do. just normal lying around stuff and my sister vanessa turns to look at me and goes. "you know how you all have to get me a present when i graduate. well i hate eating the legs and heads of animal crackers. every time i have one i get the urge to take a knife and cut them all off. so for my graduation i want you to get me a three lb bag of animal crackers with all the legs and heads cut off and put in a seperate bag. " we all look at her like the insane red head that she is and wonder alound. why am i related to these crazy people?