surfer girl
by You wont believed what happened to me at the beach today! Here's the story...
I was at the beach, sitting on the sand When I saw this girl Dark brown eyes, and a dark olive tan. She was watching the sets With a surfboard underneath her arm The first moment I saw her I knew she'd do me some harm. She's so good She came out of the water From the best session I'd seen. Man, she had the brightest smile I had ever seen. She put down her board, and sat down next to me And played a soft ole lonely tune, on her ukulele. I don't know what had happened But I'd fallen asleep The next morning I woke up She was sleeping next to me.
I fell in love with her. I'm so in love with her. I fell in love with her, My little Surfer Girl.
She got out of bed Waxed up both our boards Grabbed me by the hand and then she took me out the door. We surfed all that day long, At least eight hours straight. Man! I knew she was the one And darn I couldn't wait. Well I asked if she loved me, She said, "Yeah well I guess" So I asked her to marry me Darmit, you know she said "yes"
I was at the alter In my tuxedo-o-o Waiting for my Surfer Girl Man, where did she go? Later on that day A friend to me did tell-ell-ell That she went to Mexico To catch a, to Catch a, to catch a 10 foot swell! That witch!
Can you belive that? man, what a crazy day!
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didn't u leave out a little 5-letter word: that ***c*?
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so i start reading all excited because you finally went to the beach and i was all excited for you and Vanessa walks in looks at it and turns on Kazaa and starts playing the song. i am so dissapointed in you adam.
il;l post a real journl about the beach, but arent you guys tired of "i wen to the beach, it was sooooooooooo coooooooooooool!" journals?
mmm i'm going to chi chi's for dinner soon.
I went for dinner there the other night. It's cool, they set things on fire. The waiter threw away my taco salad when I wanted to bring it home though, very upsetting. I haven't gotten over it yet.
oooh, fire! I love fire!
Mmm Chi CHi's is soo good, love the nacho's
One day i was fishing at the beach, it was a long frustrating day without any catches. That was until i finally felt a tug on my line. 4 hours into my day and there it was... THE FIRST LINE TUG. So I battle and battle, me against this line biter. I turn and turn the handle with my right hand. As my left arm struggles to pull this line biter closer to me. 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes and my arms are getting tired. This is one strong fish. He's pulling and tugging. I'm pulling and tugging. It felt like an epic battle between man and fish. "I wont give up" , I scream...
And the tugging stopped and then i hear .. " Really, you're never gonna give up " ... "who's there", i ask. I look around and see no one. For i went fishing alone in a desolate beach area. Again i hear " SO why aren't you gonna give up" . I was so confused. So i just began tugging and reeling even more. Again I hear from the strange voice " Fine if you won't I will. I give up" And slowly i reel with ease. Faster and faster, to see what was causing me all that agony. And there it was a BOOT that my hook was snagged on. But this was no ordinary boot , this boot had a man attached to it. and the man had a mega phone attached to his mouth . As i reeled them up he said " Please just dont filet me ".
so funny. Yup, ty's genius!
make it a movie!!!!!
i had a dream i was fishing and caught a 14 foot shark, and it jumped in the boat and started killing everybody.
good homegrown song.