Like Jordan in his Younger years
When I was about 13 I used to love snakes. I found them to be interesting creations of God. I remember hunting them down and catching them, sometimes even taking a knife to open there mouth and force feed them worms. I dont know, do snakes even eat worms. It was probably like my mom feeding my liver. Anyway for some reason now I can't stand snakes. I guess to like them is an acquired Trait. But seriously when watching those nature channels and sometimes seeing a whole nest of baby snakes are crawling around, doesnt that make your hairs stand on end. And why do you watch nature/discovery channels. No one never plans on watching it. I dont say " hey whoa, it's 8 o clock i got catch the new episode of 'African Predators' " , but after flipping around the channels you'll catch yourself spending thirty minutes watching the mating rituals of a meerkat. I loved Timone. He was clearly a great meerkat.
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did you ever fall into a crate of snakes on a circus train while trying to retrieve a valuable artifact?
yea and then mr.jones went and whipped out the whip to save me. oh mr.jones... the good times we've had..last i heard he is now dating some lawyer chick that likes dancing babies... i miss him.
Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
We stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
woah for the first few sentences i thought you were saying "sneakers" not "snakes".
thats cause your dumb...
That's ok..I read it as 'snacks' at first. That was until the whole cutting open the mouth thing and putting worms in..then I was just like 'what's going on?' and I wanted to cry.
yeah i felt the same way. If you substitue snakes with sneakers it sounds pretty funny.
sneakers are definitely beautiful creations of god
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