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Like Jordan in his Younger years

ilikebirds by ilikebirds · Sep 4, 2002 · 109 views · · · Journal

When I was about 13 I used to love snakes. I found them to be interesting creations of God. I remember hunting them down and catching them, sometimes even taking a knife to open there mouth and force feed them worms. I dont know, do snakes even eat worms. It was probably like my mom feeding my liver. Anyway for some reason now I can't stand snakes. I guess to like them is an acquired Trait. But seriously when watching those nature channels and sometimes seeing a whole nest of baby snakes are crawling around, doesnt that make your hairs stand on end. And why do you watch nature/discovery channels. No one never plans on watching it. I dont say " hey whoa, it's 8 o clock i got catch the new episode of 'African Predators' " , but after flipping around the channels you'll catch yourself spending thirty minutes watching the mating rituals of a meerkat. I loved Timone. He was clearly a great meerkat.

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deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

did you ever fall into a crate of snakes on a circus train while trying to retrieve a valuable artifact?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

yea and then mr.jones went and whipped out the whip to save me. oh mr.jones... the good times we've had..last i heard he is now dating some lawyer chick that likes dancing babies... i miss him.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales

We stare at the beautiful women

"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."

raerae raeraeFounder ·

woah for the first few sentences i thought you were saying "sneakers" not "snakes".

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rocksupastarFounder ·

thats cause your dumb...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

That's ok..I read it as 'snacks' at first. That was until the whole cutting open the mouth thing and putting worms in..then I was just like 'what's going on?' and I wanted to cry.

raerae raeraeFounder ·

yeah i felt the same way. If you substitue snakes with sneakers it sounds pretty funny.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

sneakers are definitely beautiful creations of god

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