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deanh77 by deanh77 · Sep 20, 2002 · 188 views · · · Journal

Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwiches are made of 100% pure evil.


wow.


I felt like there was a huge battle going on in my stomach. on the one side were the guards to my lower intestine trying to hold back the forces of spicy chicken from entering while their cohorts tried valiantly to digest the foreign spices. The spices were backed into a corner and looking for a way out, attempted to retreat back into the tunnel Esophagus. But that was a one way, and the entrance was closed. The spices lost that day, but the battle was fierce. Much damage was done to the highly acidic but beautiful land of Stomachia.

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22 Comments

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

weirdo.

highschool highschoolOG 2002 ·

Yeah except if you wrote this story you would think you're the funniest man alive. But someone else wrote it. So they're a weirdo. You're the weirdo, weirdo.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

obivously my comment was made out of sheer jest and sarcasm ok champ

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

plus me and dean bag are on a different level then everyone else. when i say weirdo he knows what i really mean.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

yea, go sit on an egg!!!!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

cute

highschool highschoolOG 2002 ·

and i hope you realize that was also said in jest. Geesh. I said... you're the weirdo, weirdo. Obviusly that was not serius. HAHAHHA. ANd immediately gay supastar finds something to be "offended" by. HAHA

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

half of you can't stomach me. 99% of my life i've been lied to

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

i dont think that i have got the stomach to stomach calling youuuuu today.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

im not offended, im just disgusted...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

hahahaha... very funny dean

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

yeah, sounds fierce...you didn't send out for reinforcements? You know, ones like the "peptobismanian's" or the "tumites"?

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

now that's just ridiculous todd. come on.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Wendeys normal chicken sandwiches are all I've ever wanted from a food! It tastes good and it's crunchy and completly delightful.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

i love eating wendy's fries with honey mustard. so yummy!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

ugh, nasty

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hey. it is good! very yummy.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

oh man! i know! that is so stinkin good!

highschool highschoolOG 2002 ·

aren't you a vegetarian???? You LIKE meat?? UGH NOT THIS AGAIN

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

French fries aren't meat!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

1-i've not been a vegetarian my whole life 2-potato killing is still considered "vegetarian". i might be wrong but i think honey-mustard is also.

boredatwork boredatworkOG 2002 ·

You've been watching too much osmosis jones

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