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deanh77 by deanh77 · Sep 20, 2002 · 178 views · Journal

Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwiches are made of 100% pure evil.


wow.


I felt like there was a huge battle going on in my stomach. on the one side were the guards to my lower intestine trying to hold back the forces of spicy chicken from entering while their cohorts tried valiantly to digest the foreign spices. The spices were backed into a corner and looking for a way out, attempted to retreat back into the tunnel Esophagus. But that was a one way, and the entrance was closed. The spices lost that day, but the battle was fierce. Much damage was done to the highly acidic but beautiful land of Stomachia.

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22 Comments

ilikebirds #1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

weirdo.

highschool #1.1 highschoolOG 2002

Yeah except if you wrote this story you would think you're the funniest man alive. But someone else wrote it. So they're a weirdo. You're the weirdo, weirdo.

ilikebirds #1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

obivously my comment was made out of sheer jest and sarcasm ok champ

ilikebirds #1.1.2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

plus me and dean bag are on a different level then everyone else. when i say weirdo he knows what i really mean.

rocksupastar #1.1.2.1 rocksupastarFounder

yea, go sit on an egg!!!!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

cute

highschool #1.1.2.2 highschoolOG 2002

and i hope you realize that was also said in jest. Geesh. I said... you're the weirdo, weirdo. Obviusly that was not serius. HAHAHHA. ANd immediately gay supastar finds something to be "offended" by. HAHA

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

half of you can't stomach me. 99% of my life i've been lied to

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i dont think that i have got the stomach to stomach calling youuuuu today.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

im not offended, im just disgusted...

thefunkyfresh #2 thefunkyfreshFounder

hahahaha... very funny dean

flomojopoanode #2.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

yeah, sounds fierce...you didn't send out for reinforcements? You know, ones like the "peptobismanian's" or the "tumites"?

deanh77 #2.1.1 deanh77Founder

now that's just ridiculous todd. come on.

thatdarngirl #3 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Wendeys normal chicken sandwiches are all I've ever wanted from a food! It tastes good and it's crunchy and completly delightful.

malibu #4 malibuOG 2001

i love eating wendy's fries with honey mustard. so yummy!

ekulu #4.1 ekuluOG 2002

ugh, nasty

malibu #4.1.1 malibuOG 2001

hey. it is good! very yummy.

tesoro #4.2 tesoroOG 2001

oh man! i know! that is so stinkin good!

highschool #4.2.1 highschoolOG 2002

aren't you a vegetarian???? You LIKE meat?? UGH NOT THIS AGAIN

jay79 #4.2.1.1 jay79OG 2001

French fries aren't meat!

tesoro #4.2.1.2 tesoroOG 2001

1-i've not been a vegetarian my whole life 2-potato killing is still considered "vegetarian". i might be wrong but i think honey-mustard is also.

boredatwork #5 boredatworkOG 2002

You've been watching too much osmosis jones

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