I haven't written a journal in awhile so
I just came back from the wildest lunch ever. I had the biggest bad fish any seriuos mOFO ,like myself, can ask for. I go to this Thai place like 10 times a week and The menu is so vast and diverse it's impossible to get the same thing twice . You have to try it all, even if it sucks more than a leech on International Suck Day. Anyway this fish was large, it was the size of one of those fish that, like, old men catch when they fish. It was red and I bet if it was alive it would have snapped at me. So i'm gonna call in the RED SNAPPER. Continuing... it was like 14 inches long and it was fat and i'm talking NOTORIUS B.I.G fat!( May peace be with his family) Anyway i'm always up to a challenge. I've never met a plate I can't finish , So Ate and Ate and Ate. Then hopped on my bike and came back to work. Where i almost ran into a car because the moron didn't stop at a stop sign. This goes out to him : YOU MORON ! . Anyway I usually dont eat fish except for some salmon and a little flounder here and there. But this fish was ok. It was a 10 on the "Thai 3-15 Food Scale" where 14 is being the highest and 3 being the lowest.
Alright i'm outta here.
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was it anything like this?
i guess so, but dead and marinated and garnishes all over it.
ok, kinda like grandma
What is this moFO you speaketh ofeth?
Why is your scale non-inclusive at one end?
1) I'm the mOFO , (Manly Oriental Fish Organizer)
2) It's my scale i can do what i want.
ok eric
my dad is cooking fish right now...smell so goo...in about an hour its gonna be sooooooo funky in here
this journal inspired me to cook red snapper on my george foreman grill, so so so so so so very good
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