From David's Inbox... The Talking Dog
by This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. I couldn't tell you how many wars I helped prevent. But, the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there ... and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars."
The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why
on earth are you selling him and why so cheap?"
The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."
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i thought you're supposed to let lying dogs lie?
how are you to know if the owner isn't lying about the dog and he's actually a spy running from the CIA?
cause he could have had that dog since he was a puppy, and knew he never went on those trips
yeah seriously how do you know what you an believe?? the truth is out there, scully.
id have to see photographic evidence that documents this alleged ownership
i'm so angry i just wasted my time reading that. come on dave...these are getting WORSE! lol
That's me.. the king of cornball... if I don't write 'em, I pass them on!
oh my dog, i just lost 5 minutes of precious life.
wow, you read slow!
hahahha! i was thinking the same thing! Tina you RETARD! hahahha j/k
5 min?!?!?! i read it in like 30 seconds... well thats maybe because i all the worlds fastest reader
alright all of you SHUT IT! :-P
nah nah nah nah, you are stooooopid!!!
=) stupid is as stupid does. ( i never really got that... what in the WORLD does that mean?!)
means your stoopid if your name is tina!
and by stoopid you mean super kool!
awww, YOU'RE so super kool...and by super kool i mean super koolie!
i don't really get the joke..
would u buy a talking dog that fibs?
dogs scare me so no
I had a big dog-phobia growing up... when I was 3 this dog bit my arm and I freaked. I got better as an adult, but now I'm allergic to dogs.
I was always scared when I was little cause they were bigger, stronger, and louder then me. They still make me very nervous now, except for a few of my friends dogs that know me. Kitties are nice.
nice and evil
You're evil! Though..I used to be afraid of kitties too.
Haven't you seen Cat's and Dog's??? cat's are trying to take over the world!!!!
No, sadly, I haven't seen that movie. OH! how my heart breaks.
well it's a good one. not to be confused with The Truth About Cats and Dogs
Ahh see I WAS confusing it with that. Now I got it straight. But, no I still haven't seen it.
its okay, you are not missing that much. just take your stuffed dog and make it growl against you stuffed cat. then make the cat meow menacingly and then fling it across the room. that's the basis synopsis.
jahanna does that to her cat and then says "isn't this the BEST cat in the world?" while it's lying there unconscious.
HAHHAAH! i have NEVER EVER EEEEEEEEEEVER hurt my cat! my cat IS the best in the world!!!!!!!!
everyone always sees my cat and wants to skin him and make a pillow of his nice fluffy hair.