End-Reader Agreement
by All the comments made from "I LIKE BIRDS" found on http://www.ezabel.com are made in sheer jest. "I LIKE BIRDS" comments are not made to harm nor discourage anyone. "I LIKE BIRDS" is known to be a kind person, one who enjoys spending time with children and helping the needy. Therefore it is recommended that those who are reading such comments should have a sense of humor. However if After reading such comments and one does get offended, please follow these steps:
1. Stand Up from Seat, if seated, otherwise remain standing
2. Bend over ever so slightly
3. Now REMOVED STICK THAT HAS BEEN LODGED EVER SO NEATLY IN THE GLUTEAS MAXIMUS
If after following the before mentioned steps one is still offended, reader should die. Thank You .
AI Summary
28 Comments
i like birds, youve offended me... i mean really who has the audacity to say the word "comments" ugh! the nerve of some people
you offend me. but i dont mention anything do i.
you stole this from Tim. you should be ashamed of yourself.
his was clearly different. no resemblance. only the thought of an "agreement", nothing else is the same.
nice disclaimer dude-i particularly like the "reader should die" part....sounds like my little sister who always says "go die in a hole"
thai..i can't believe none of the local women have caught on to your unending sexiness. wow. seriously amazing.
now it's a day later. still no women for thai. i find this depressing.
now it's 30 seconds later. still no women for thai. still depressed.
now it's 30 seconds after my last entry. thai has not found a woman in many, many days. doctors say they have no idea how much longer he can go on without women. the outlook is bleek.
it's now 2 minutes after my last entry. doctors have told me that without women for thai, there is not a lot they can do. hang on, thai pham!
seriuosly, you're a hott mess. what are you doing ? i dont get it.
huh ... i dont get what's going on here ?
shh. i'm pretending you are dying without women. be quiet.
Oh ... i see... i still dont get it. but ok ... keep on trucking there champ.
thai you are one sick puppy.
sometimes
not just sometimes. a lot of the time. i mean, come on, you own a jeep with an unused backseat!!
backseat in a jeep? giddyup
good times, for sure.
no it's been used more often than i wanted it to be. trust me!
awww have you been taken advantage of in your backseat?
my hobbies- ripping on thai. that is all. thai you know i love you!!
these women they are so aggressive. good times
that's kinda messed up, thai. i don't think you should let micah borrow your car.
he will never touch my car, unless it's filled with cotton.
for him to pick?