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What has the world come to ?

ilikebirds by ilikebirds · Jan 8, 2003 · 246 views · Journal

Ok seriuosly ? Come on...


BERLIN (Reuters) - A 77-year-old German prostitute was
mugged after leaving a brothel at the end of her night
shift and slightly injured, a police spokesman said Wednesday.

The woman could be the oldest prostitute working in
Germany, the spokesman in the western town of Bochum said.
Prostitution is legal in most parts of the country.

"It's a very unusual case," he said.

The woman had finished her shift at 4:30 a.m. and left the
central Bochum brothel Saturday when an assailant grabbed
her handbag, knocked her to the ground, and fled.

Seriuosly, I'm not even kidding... 77 ? Mugged ? German... I dont get it.

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41 Comments

ok4now #1 ok4nowOG 2002

...and you never will

ilikebirds #1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i can try. next time i'm in germany. i gotta check this out.

ok4now #1.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

try amsterdam...those dutch are just so silly

ilikebirds #1.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

and they have dutch accents. isn't that vierd.

delliott101 #2 delliott101OG 2002

Hmmm... gives new meaning to the term "world's oldest profession"

thefunkyfresh #2.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

ahaha, funny dave... yet really gross when you think about it.... UGHGHHHHH

skaorsk8 #2.2 skaorsk8OG 2002

i think the world's oldest profession is really cultivator. cause that's what adam did. yeah.

forrestina #2.2.1 forrestinaOG 2002

lol you could make all the hicks proud if you told them that-then again-they probably wouldn't understand what you were saying unless you started off with "ya'll ain't gonna believe this"

punkprincess #3 punkprincessOG 2001

*gag* *hack* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

ilikebirds #4 ilikebirdsOG 2002

and why is she working the night shift. geez. she's 77 . give her an earlier shift. some consideration people ! come on.. help an old lady out.

boredatwork #4.1 boredatworkOG 2002

I know what you mean! Doesn't she deserve weekends off also?

ilikebirds #4.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

and what no retirement ? no pension...? come on. germans need to take care of their elderly. i mean once prostitution becomes legal here in the states i'm pretty sure there will be "hoe unions" and " whore activists" .

ok4now #4.2 ok4nowOG 2002

and is it really the night shift? i mean, it's the ONLY shift, true?

beachbum #4.2.1 beachbumOG 2002

not for a brothel-there are always prostitutes there

rocksupastar #4.2.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

whenever i hear that word, i think soup.... even though its TOTALLY not even close.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you're going DOWN, Soup NAZI!!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

although, how often does that average person HEAR the word brothel?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

all depends on your line of work now, doesn't it!!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

well i dont know where YOU work dan, but the rest of us christians.... lol

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

lol go ahead say it i've heard it a million times "at least i dont work in a whore i mean warehouse, forreste"

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, sooo funny... whorehoue and wharehouse, a very common misspelling im sure...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

yea yea nobody believes i have a real job anyway so they all joke about it

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder forrestina

so wait, this real job is at the whorehouse or wharehouse, or both?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 rocksupastar

that IS the question isn't it. it's at the wharehouse and unless i sleep with phones i've just met i'm no whore.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder forrestina

lol, i should hope not, i dunno if sleeping with a phone would consitute the name "whorehouse" anyways... i mean, sometimes i sleep on the phone at work... and... i mean i still consider myself a internet technician...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 rocksupastar

do you have a headset??

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder skaorsk8

sometimes, if i feel like hooking it up.. ususally i just pick up the phone and deal with the neckaches later on.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 rocksupastar

yeah...i got a handsfree for my nextel with a push-to-talk button..it's hot, let me tell you.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 skaorsk8

gimmie gimmie i want i want

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 skaorsk8

dont care how i want it now

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder forrestina

hahaha, nice... they are pretty cheap, pick one up for yourself, its cheap and DEF a savior!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 rocksupastar

eh i should just make my boss get me one---tell him it will improve my performance as would a sound card and speakers.

malibu #4.3 malibuOG 2001

ahhh. yes but if its dark out, they may think she's only 57. ahahhahahha.

thatdarngirl #4.3.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Ever see White Squall? They pick the one kid (Elton from Clueless!) to go into the brothel cause he's a virgin and he pays this pretty girl the money and she says one second and this ugly as anything lady comes in and he runs out screaming

skaorsk8 #4.3.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

what is "ugly as anything"? is "anything" really ugly?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

it's kind of like uglier then anything

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

(he can be so technical sometimes...)

forrestina #5 forrestinaOG 2002

what they didn't say was that the assailant was her pimp lookin to get paid

rocksupastar #6 rocksupastarFounder

i dont know whats worse, the fact that an 77 old woman got mugged, or that she was a 77 year old prostitute.... wait, nevermind...

ilikebirds #6.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

if you can decided whats worse you have problems. or love old people.

rocksupastar #6.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

ehh... i dunno old people rock, im an old person, and i rock...

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