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IS IT FRIDAY??

ilikebirds by ilikebirds · Jan 30, 2003 · 377 views · Journal

...ALREADYY ?


CRAP, i just wrote this whole long message. and i hit the back bu>tton. which means it's all gone. oh shoot. i hate my life.


but anyway. it's now friday. which means friday night. which means.... good times. good times for all. good times for many. some will play chess? some will clean their room? and some will go out randombly making out with people of the opposite sex? .... well whatever it may be, i hope that no one ends up doing the breast stroke in the lake of fire ! thanks. come again.


but it is friday. a new day. not thursday. you know what that means... yes.. MR ROGERS will change his sweater vest, his shoes, and feed his fish. I was thinking. who's house was he going into everyday? was that his house... did he sleep there? were there any bedrooms. all i remember was a closet and a fish tank. though there were some puppets. what a lonely guy. who talks to puppets. i guess his friday nights were pretty sad. poor mr. rogers. i hope he dies, soon.


anyway seriuosly. new picture time. well since i was getting comments for the Ty and a girl pictures, i have chosen one that did not involve a girl. But involved something more "Racy", or " RISQUE'" , maybe even "RESTRICTED" .... well it's not like we climbed up a marquee of a movie theater and stole the signs that said "R", "PG-13", and/or "PG"... i mean... who does that kind stuff.


Not I, says the yellow guy.


I didnt know running into the wall would hurt as much as it did. But here I am, laying in a pool of my own blood, comatose, hoping that my faithful penguin sends for help. Last time this happened the penguin just called me a wuss, took my shoes, and went to see "The Mask." To this day I still don't know if he liked it. Whenever I ask he just calls me a hoe and throws ice cubes at me.

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93 Comments

thefunkyfresh #1 thefunkyfreshFounder

i like the dialog on mr. rogers. you posed some pretty gripping questions that I think, subconsiously anyway, we have all at one time or another considered.

hunkpapap #1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

MR ROGERS IS A STRIPPER. Seriously, he is talking to young children, taking his clothes off and singing do you want to be my friend? WHAT is with that???

forrestina #1.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

because of him i got to see how they made crayola crayons and tortilla chips...i didn't think he was a stripper i thought he was gay with the mailman (does anyone remember that he went to his house once?)

thefunkyfresh #1.1.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

i do! and i remember the crayola factory one too, that was one of the best episodes. i can't wait for "mr. rogers: season 1" to come out on DVD

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

haha i remember that episode too. man, now that i gaze back at the memories of mr. rogers i'm notice many things. What was up with the little toy neighborhood theyd show. Everytime he went somewhere... they'd cut out to the toy neighborhood. AND how annoying was the puppets voice, the one with the blue dress. And it was soooooooo ugly. oh man. However that girl that would talk to the puppets sometimes... HOW HOT WAS SHE !

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

haha only you...that's sick dude. i'm glad i didn't think of mr. rogers like that-now that would be really sick. did he do all the voices?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

you know that lady. she always had like that white wrinkly dress on. i guess in his neighborhood there were no dry cleaners or iron makers. but man i remember thinking... " whew if i wasn't 8 and half i'd love her"

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah, he just talked in a really high pitched voice. weirdo

hunkpapap #1.1.1.2 hunkpapapOG 2003

was it just me or did the crayon mix look like a vat of candy? I remember thinking it looked gooood.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

how did it look good ? look good as in the lady that talked to the puppets; looked good ? or looks like a bunch of candy; looked good ?

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

i love the things that come out of your brain.

reaf reafOG 2002

I for one am glad there is no mr rogers, his puppets were weird and scary,,

the crayola factory is in PA, i so wanna get a trip of people to go there, from my understanding you can make your own color!

whoknows whoknowsOG 2003

I've been there, it's actually pretty cool.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

Lets make another sparkleey color like the gold or silver...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

take me take me...let's make a better blue--they always had crappy blues like that Cornflower one.

reaf reafOG 2002

I havent baught a box oc crayons in so long, i dont even know what colors are out anymore!

malibu malibuOG 2001

in spanish they were sayin how you were young a 64 crayola pack with the sharpener in the back was the best thing you could have and i was like back then? i bought one 3 days ago. i love to color!! makes me happy.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

this brother that used to work with my dad was a big black guy over 6' over 300 pounds...he used to color in a muppet babies coloring book at lunch...coloring brings joy

malibu malibuOG 2001 forrestina

that is the cutest story i have ever heard and it makes my heart smile.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i wanted to eat crayons after watching that. they looked delicious

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

after that i tried to make my own colors by leaving my crayons on my radiator

reaf reafOG 2002

haha, me and my sister used to melt them on the black top driveway,, our parents loved that..lol

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

it seems as if we had similar childhoods....being mermaids, melting crayons, what else...

reaf reafOG 2002

yeah,, pritty funny !!

reaf reafOG 2002

Maybe your that long lost girl I used to play with and then just disapeared!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 reaf

i dont think so...i've lived in the same house all my life so i couldn't disappear

reaf reafOG 2002 forrestina

then you must be that girl that lived up north all the time, that i never played with but did the same stuff!..haha

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 reaf

yeah that's me!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

so did i! i melted so many crayons on our radiator

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

did you ever do them in the oven?

reaf reafOG 2002

I used to iron them between wax paper at tina's house!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 reaf

hey speaking of crayons did anyone have the bathtub ones that you could write on the tiles with?

reaf reafOG 2002 forrestina

i never heard of such a thing!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 reaf

they may still sell them we loved those bad boys

reaf reafOG 2002 forrestina

huh interesting, this reminds me of the soap you roll on your body thats colorfull, its for kids, its WAY COOL, and smells good to!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 reaf

what you paint yourself with colored soap ? what... where was i ... .man... i had regular stuff. actually i always had the good smelling bath and body stuff... like cucumber melon shower gel.

reaf reafOG 2002 ilikebirds

I think this is recent, like i just saw a little girl in my kingdom hall have it, i was about to steal it from her...lol

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 reaf

i never had them, but they be -->

reaf reafOG 2002 ok4now

did they really wash off, like they didnt even leave a single trace!!!! AMAZING,, I would be doing shower art all day long!

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 forrestina

we had those! they were great.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 beachbum

nice id love to find them for the kids i sit for

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 forrestina

toys r us?  

reaf reafOG 2002 ok4now

MM, I dont think so,, The brand ive seen it in is Avon, but im sure so many companys make it

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

no, the oven we had you had to light with a match, and sometimes when i tried to do it, it would blow a huge flame out the front. so i wasnt really "allowed"

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 thefunkyfresh

haha i used to put them on a tray and put them on top of the wood stove

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 forrestina

whats with the crayon talk. come on folks. lets stick to the matter at hand. please something that contributes. like penguins.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

it's a good thing journal comments don't come up under 'random musings'...this one would just be wrong!

beachbum #1.1.1.3 beachbumOG 2002

i thought i heard somewhere that he really was gay in real life. not surprising-i mean look at all those gay sweaters he wore.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

come on you shouldn't make fun of his sweaters, sweaters are only gay when worn by gay people. so you're victimizing innocent sweaters for no reason.
plus you shouldn't make fun of or jest about gays. you should just hate them.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

i guess have trouble expressing myself-my derision of the sweaters is just an expression of my contempt. OK sweater boy? it all depends on the type of sweater, too. and his were not of the heterosexual kind.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

how do you have the right to assign gender to an inanimate article of clothing. Can you personify a sweater like that ? I think not. And wouldn't derision in itself already be comtemptous.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

i have the rights to assign gender to inanimate articles of clothing given to me by the powers of the universe and that's all you need to know. who are you to question my authority? and yes, you can personify a sweater. get an imagination. btw, yes derision is contemptuous-that is why i stated that my derision is a way to EXPRESS my contempt. the sentence is correct. don't question me again.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

wanna make out ?

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ilikebirds

i was hoping you would ask that. by "contempt" i really meant "make out". you read me so well.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 beachbum

see thats because we are on the same wave lengths. we were born on the same day and same year. i mean come on now.

rocksupastar #2 rocksupastarFounder

well i for one am stumbled by your picture... it leaves LITTLE to the imagination... tisk tisk

ilikebirds #2.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

seriuosly? i can remove it and try another. just think of it as artistic. i was pointing out that i am "restricted" till marriage.

forrestina #2.2 forrestinaOG 2002

viewer discretion is advised

beachbum #3 beachbumOG 2002

crap, i forgot to feed my fish.

reaf #3.1 reafOG 2002

My cat tried to get into my fish tank this morning!

ilikebirds #3.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

why didn't you let it. i'd always like to have my cat swing around the fish tank. gives the fish in there a new friend. something exciting.

reaf #3.1.1.1 reafOG 2002

cause it was 6 o clock this morning, and i didnt feel like haveing water all over hard wood floors!!! and Dead fish, this is the longest ive had fish, and there actually growing and getting FAT!!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

well next time, drain some of the water from the tank so that it will support the increase of the mass from the cat, thus no overflow. and stop sounding so petulant. and fat fish are the best. They RULE!

reaf reafOG 2002

they look cool all chubby like!, i have a 10 galloner tank, but i think soon i will be getting a 20 galloner, and in it i wanna have those puffy gold fish with the puffy eyes and cheeks, there crazy cool looking, and one day i would LOVE to have a salt water tank, when i know what im doing, and have the time and money to spend on it

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

if you get a 20 gallon tank they will double in size. It happened to my bro in laws fish, they all got HUGE.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

yeah, goldfish will grow in proportion to the size of the tank. pretty cool.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea no joke. the best is get a huge chichlid. yea something like that. and feed goldfish to it. it's freakin' amazing. like there is the chiclid all happy to be live and in a small tank. thinking to himself " wow the water tastes real good today " but then , BAM, you drop a gold fish in and his whole life gets turn upside down. He chases after the fish and then eats it. and then it pretty amazing to watch. one time i threw in a large goldfish that i had raised and was personally attached too. anyway i picked him up and threw him into the chiclid tank... boy o boy. that chiclid didn't know what it had coming. so it chased the goldfish around the tank for like 34 seconds and BOO!. it tried to swallow the goldfish whole, but it couldn't do it. so it eat half of it. and then ate the other half later. really cool.

reaf reafOG 2002

oh I know,, i want that to happen. Not to the fish i have now, to NEW fishg bubbly fish!

skaorsk8 #4 skaorsk8OG 2002

i find it odd that you rated yourself "R" like that. I personally would have given you an NC-17.

ilikebirds #4.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

what ! no way. i'm not that dangerous. sometimes.

skaorsk8 #4.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

sometimes? i think "often". i also think that chicken and rib crib rules.

ilikebirds #4.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

do you still love me ?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

toooooooooooomorrrrow!

ekulu #4.2 ekuluOG 2002

"nasty crap" if ur 17

ok4now #5 ok4nowOG 2002

i refuse to read this, but that doesn't stop me from posting

ilikebirds #5.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i think you read it anyway. dont lie.

ok4now #5.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

well alright! i read the 1st 2 lines if u really care. (and yeah, i hate it when u click the wrong button and have to re-write everything)

ilikebirds #5.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea it's pretty annoying. then you have to try to quickly remember what it is that you wrote. it's pretty frustrating.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

cept in ur case, u probably wrote a whole different set of twaddle

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

hmmm quite possibly there gladiator.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

u got it betty...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

ummm. i think you've been mistaken. my name is definately not betty. thanks champ.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

whatever katie 

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ok4now

ohhh noooo.. take that back old guy before i take away your prune juice and diapers. which reminds me.. i was wondering.. do those soak pretty well ? any type of leakage?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ilikebirds

i know ur not talkin to me, cassie

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ok4now

cassie. sounds fascinating. i like it. thanks.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ilikebirds

just don't hurt urself with that fork, suzy

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ok4now

me thinks you are speaking gibberish now. fork ? what fork ?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ilikebirds

c'mon, lisa, it's the one ur mommy puts a cork on so u don't poke out ur eye

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ok4now

hmm lisa, thats my sisters nickname. i know you can do better than that.. what about getrude, or sally, or beth...

ilikebirds #6 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i was just thinking. i need to proofread more. my writing is atrocious.

ok4now #7 ok4nowOG 2002

i can't believe there are this many comments on this drivel

ilikebirds #7.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

dont be jealous. love your neighbor like you love yourself.

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