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Det norsk "gift"

theremin by theremin · Mar 24, 2003 · 183 views · Journal

Here's an example of jokes in linguistics:



In Norwegian, "gift" literally means "poison." If that's not messed up enough, "gift" Can also mean "married" in Norwegian.


To add to this peril, there is nothing to distinguish the two meanings, by other than context-use, because the pronunciation is the same in both instances. And, sometimes in Norwegian, tones of words would differentiate otherwise similar words, but since "gift" is a one syllable word, tones can not be applied here. At least two syllables are needed to differentiate tone 1 from tone 2.


So, you're left with the equation:


marriage = poison



I like the sense of humour here.





c/o my norskklassen e-mail list group

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15 Comments

delliott101 #1 delliott101OG 2002

Ha ha.. very good!

forrestina #2 forrestinaOG 2002

your what group...? word games are nerdy and fun

theremin #2.1 thereminOG 2002

norskklassen (norwegian class)

forrestina #2.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

whoa i have friends in norway-it's illegal to spank your kids there.

ekulu #2.1.1.1 ekuluOG 2002

yup that's a big issue over there. i remembera brother asking me about that. ahhh so peaceful

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

they used to pinch me so hard when i was little and they lived here. now their kids are out of control. i was like oh give me a few minutes with them. pow pow!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

hahaha. thats exactly my feeling when i watch jenny jones with the little hoochie girls who look 23 but are 12!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i think you need to spend less time watching TV

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

and more time here on ezabel.....

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

no, he doesn't need to spend any more time on here. ian said once that he accounts for 8% of the traffic on this site BY HIMSELF.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder skaorsk8

wow, i wonder how much i take up...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 rocksupastar

not much. do not think more of yourself than is necessary to think. :)

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder skaorsk8

hahah, thanks dan... always there to bring me down a notch...

skaorsk8 #3 skaorsk8OG 2002

theremin is a little too clever for me.

malibu #3.1 malibuOG 2001

somehow i have a feeling that A theremin is too clever for you. (just kiddin)

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