Death Sentence (UPDATED)
by Seriuosly, once I find you, i'm going to constantly punch you in the face until your skull becomes part of my fist. Then i'm gonna take a break. Afterwhich I'm going to pull out my friend Louisville slugger and take it to your face.
My bike got stolen this morning. Freakin' brand new...barely 6 months old.
anyway on the lighter side :
Ever been really hungry while someones eating a sandwich or anything edible. And you beg for a bite and finally get one... But all you end up is with the bread from the sandwich. How much does that suck.
Moment of silence for the Red Ninja of Death:
Bike was found at 11:30 this morning. IN NEWARK. of course.
Idiots. Who steals a bike and leaves it on the street with the license plate. MORON. If I ever see your face. Anyway.. I so dont want her back now. She's been violated.
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awww man ty, im soorry! that sucks!
oh well. hopefully i can now get the ducati i wanted.
I just hate dealing with the paper work. thats what frustrates me.
and the fact that some poor idiot who sniffs crack and hasn't worked a day in his life... is going to be riding or making money off my bike. when i've worked all day everyday to pay for something like that. oh well... i'll just have to get a pool of spaghetti and swim around in it for an hour or 3 and i'll be fine.
did you have insurance and all that good stuff on it, i mean are you gonna get any money from this or no?
thai...what do you mean, you worked???? anyway, sorry to hear about your bike. it definitely sucks. (note to self- do not buy shiny red ferrari. save money for new hunydai.)
ok... pretend to work. same thing.
ahhh it's good to pretend. reality imitates life.
nice bike man. Sorry it was stolen tho...
*sniffle sniffle* there there tyronneous
Did you seriuosly expect it NOT to be stolen, you live in Piscataway,, You shoulda had that thing chained up or something!
yo sometimes chains can do nothing. i mean look at what happened to pee wee...
Pee Wee?? Oh yeah yeah
This truly does suck though!
yes my childhood idol
it was picked up and placed onto a truck. chain does nothing... with the invention of bolt cutters. anyway. sucks.
picture credits : me
On another note, ,Me & Brandon want bikes sooooo BAD
Ilaine and I want to move to southern Arizona where 50 is the coldest it gets and you can get to a mountain in 2 hours. perfect place to ride motorcycles, very flat and open and warm. and not too much traffic either.
Yeah thats why me and brandon are moving to hawaii, beutifull weather all year round, beach all the time, and theres a mountain on the big island for snowboarding,, i duno how good it is, but we can always make a trip out to california, or washington. For the bigger trips..& i dont think you are required to wear a helmet out there..
go to new zealand. you're halfway there and its probably better than anything in California. I really want to go to New Zealand sometime to go snowboarding and just travel around in general. Maybe I'll find some hobbits.
I WOUDL LOOOVE TO SEE A HOBBIT< AND A GOLLUM,, , oh yeah, kam, did i tell you I had a dream about a gollum the other night, like we were friends and he was giving me a massage..lol
on another nother note i like your place cards
ha ha, thanks I found it in a martha stewart wedding magazine, she shows you how to make em to, Shes WONDERFULL
she could make a paper clip into a chandelier if she wanted to
Ahh, but MacGuyver could make a paper clip into a nuclear device!
thats cause macgyver is the BOMBDIGGITY!
everyone needs one of those in their homes
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT!! Sorry to hear about it t-y
Funny thing is ... that as far back as i can remember... every bicycle or tricycle of mine has been stolen. Anything under 4 wheels... i automatically become a victim. 5 years ago... my mountain bike that i rode... and stopped in my house to drop something off.. within 15 seconds.. i'm back out the door and the bike is gone. p-way is dangeros.
yeah it is dangerous, i remember dean rys always tellin me he'd get mugged on his way home from school.,,, he'd have to run home all the time! someone tried to steal my brothers truck while he was in quick check a couple years agao, 3 blakc guys, then my brother came out and they all got into a fight, it was ridiculous!!, they didnt succed in stealing it or taking anything from it, i mean you go through all that effort, atleast take a stcik of gum from the guys truck, to feel somewhat of accomplishment.
hmm i hope that wasn't the quick chek in fords next to the health club!!
thats an infamous quick check...i got my scar there.
i used to get all my toys from there
you guys all crack me up. I am from the BRONX, all of the 'thugs' you guys see are all sesame street characters compared to the people i've known. Cracks me up, i've been in jersey acouple times and guys have tried to mug me. I'm like listen my pinky is tougher than you guys, get lost.