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ilikebirds by ilikebirds · Mar 31, 2003 · 180 views · Journal

Friday I went to see BLUE MAN GROUP. AMAZING. The Visuals were great. It was surprisigly hilarious. A good time had by all. SO, I'd suggest everyone go.

Ever had to wash your hands and as you're washing your hands with warm water you get the urge to pee. But you think to yourself " dangit, if i pee i have to wash my hands again.." and Who wants to wash their hands twice within 2 minutes. So you get all antsy and pee and wash again anyway.


-ARE YOU HOT?- Is getting cancelled. How's that possible? Apparently a show of just HOT people wont work. Oh well, goes to show the world is not as superficial as we all i thought.


Bacardi Limon with a SPLASH of SUMMER PEACH. You'll thank me.

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17 Comments

tesoro #1 tesoroOG 2001

thankyou

seit2see #2 seit2seeOG 2002

if i have to take a leak when i wash my hands i just piss in the sink

forrestina #3 forrestinaOG 2002

someone called my sister that--no not toilet paper

punkprincess #3.1 punkprincessOG 2001

a blue man?

forrestina #3.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

guess again......

punkprincess #3.1.1.1 punkprincessOG 2001

a summer peach?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

there ya go. for those of you that know her or her name at least it makes sense.

jay79 #3.1.1.2 jay79OG 2001

superficial?? or hot?

forrestina #4 forrestinaOG 2002

someone called my sister that--no not toilet paper

ok4now #4.1 ok4nowOG 2002

a blue man? (sorry; am i in the right thread?)

ilikebirds #5 ilikebirdsOG 2002

battle of the sexes such a good show. love watching the women lose because they dont know anything. and then punk'd . amazing. so funny. jessica alba is so hot

malibu #5.1 malibuOG 2001

hahhahahah. it makes me laugh so hard cuz so catty they get. "they're just not listening to me and i don't know what to do." jessica alba was so funny.

ilikebirds #5.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea extremely catty. and stupid. they make no sense. and jessica alba is more than funny...

ilikebirds #6 ilikebirdsOG 2002
skaorsk8 #6.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah ok why does it point to an IP address??

forrestina #6.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

haha APRIL FOOL'S i saw this earlier

ok4now #6.2 ok4nowOG 2002

SPAM in the place that you work...spoon and fork...

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