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ok4now by ok4now · Apr 29, 2003 · 229 views · · · Laugh

what's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

     hey guys, watch this!



how do u tell someone's a redneck?

     they go to their family reunion with their 2nd wife, and they still have the same inlaws



yeah whatever

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41 Comments

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 ·

hoo boy... and you made wisecracks about MY latest journal??? UGH!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

this is what you're doing!...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

yeah, whatever makes you happy....

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

whatever makes you satisfied

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

i get to thinking life is depressing... then i read things like this.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

they paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

what DOES that line mean exactly?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

u don't actually believe they put parking lots where old parking lots used to be, do you?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

no im asking about the signifcance of the line-if any

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

baaaah. it's from an old song. it means that life is depressing because we live in a built up deforested world. which sucks.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

thanks i know who joni mitchell is. i just hope nobody tries to cut this forreste down!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

wow. you've been drinking again, haven't you?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

haha that is SO not a good place to go with me

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · forrestina

"you hope they don't cut this forreste down"...i still can't believe you said that.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · skaorsk8

truth is ive been hoping for a serendipty moment where i come up with a saying for a tshirt for me. my sister has one: cooler or hotter than your average summer

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · forrestina

i had a great idea for a tee-shirt but matt dellaquilla stole it. "Snack Night at the Bookstudy RULES!"

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · skaorsk8

haha yes it does-when is yours?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · forrestina

when is my bookstudy? or when is my snack night? but i got a tee shirt out of the deal, matt had one made for me. SCHWEET!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · skaorsk8

snack night duh

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · forrestina

when is it?? You only have one?? We have it every week!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · jay79

haha so do we but i thought others had one a month

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · forrestina

we have it like once every two months. kinda messed up. maybe i should switch!!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · skaorsk8

you could just bookstudy hop after yours-go where the goodies are

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · forrestina

yeah that's a great idea. maybe i should. hmmmm

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · skaorsk8

ha...my bookstudy is so funny. Its at my house with my dad conducting and its pretty much just a family study with a couple of extra little kids and one of our friends. It gets out of hand sometimes, but its NEVER dull ;)

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · jay79

hahah those are always the best, we used to have the bookstudy at my house...when i was little, in Fords...so fun.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · jay79

LOL just like my house-but now my dad doesn't conduct. no joke there was at least one week a month where it was my family and one other person.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

they took a good thing and replaced it with something new and insignificant in the ame of progress...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

is it really just that obvious?

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

i'm guessin it is....

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

wow don't i feel silly

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 · forrestina

yeah...that's about the size of it. but then the theme of the song is pretty kewl: big yellow taxi. i wonder which came first, the idea that became the chorus or the idea that became the title...

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 · ok4now

don't it always seem to go, that u don't know what u've got 'til it's gone...

malibu malibuOG 2001 · ok4now

okay cool quote time "i true friend stabs you in the front."-oscar wilde.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 · malibu

hmmm, a bit of a stef influence?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder · malibu

oscar wilde was GAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 · thefunkyfresh

u + google = too much free time

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder · ok4now

no, i had to use that web site for my history of crime and punishment class this semester. pretty interesting stuff actually

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 · malibu

How about "Just win baby" Al Davis...

iwz iwz ·

haha nice. i love redneck jokes. anybody see punk'd when dax plays a redneck? haha so funny

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

pretty hilarious...is he wearing a mouthpiece? i can't tell ;)

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