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ilikebirds by ilikebirds · May 8, 2003 · 221 views · Journal

So there I was, minding my own business as usual. Not giving a second thought to anyhing being out of the ordinary. However, little did I know, this night was going to be unlike any other. As i'm walking down this alley, I saw this character, who I didn't give a second glance to. Ahhhh... but I should have, for he was an ornery punk. "Give me your valuables" he grunted. Ahhhh... So being the person I am, my first words stuttered " are you seriuos? I know kungfu". Anyway I didn't notice his little friend... yes...mr. 9 Milimeter. Ahh good times to be had with mr. 9 Milimeter. BANG BANG BANG. Anyway... so he says " stop or i'll shoot". I say " are you seriuos?" . So I do the smart thing... and run around. You know.. moving target. Ahh... So I get shot.

Moral of the story... When someone says " stop or i'll shoot" it'd be wise to grab a bullet proof vest, then run around. Otherwise you'd be in a hospital typing stuff up.

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27 Comments

punkprincess #1 punkprincessOG 2001

youre joking right?

ok4now #1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

of course not...he's always walking down alleys

ok4now #2 ok4nowOG 2002

are you serious?

iwz #2.1 iwz

no way man, you know thai

ok4now #2.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

i was just repeating what ty said

iwz #3 iwz

dude, are you serious?

skaorsk8 #3.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

thai jokes non-stop

skaorsk8 #4 skaorsk8OG 2002

yo thai you can tell me, are you serious? dude, if you need help, tell me

thefunkyfresh #4.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

no he's not serious, he seriuos

ilikebirds #5 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Interesting that my satirical caricature of proooooose and sorts and this and that ... huh? partttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

skaorsk8 #5.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

errrrrrr what???

rocksupastar #6 rocksupastarFounder

WOW man, are you serious!?!?!?! I hope your feeling better!??

ilikebirds #6.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

thanks man.. fortunately it didn't get lodge in any uncomfortable spots. i mean it's a little pifferiferous. but still.. it went clean through. sucks that i ruined a nice shirt. errrrrrrrrrrrr what !

togatweeter #6.1.1 togatweeterOG 2003

yikes dude. glad you're still alive after that

ilikebirds #6.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

it's alright. it's part of the life of a gangsta. you know, i live in a tough nieghborhood so i expect it. me getting shot 3 times in my life is nothing. i mean... considered two of my childhood buddies are earthworm food right now. rest in peace Bucky 2 eyes and Chippy Chinga. errrr what!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

gangster lovin, that just got me buggin

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003

oooh, i kinda know how that is. my kingdom hall is located in a ghetto area too.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Where are you from? A ghetto where people don't get married?

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003

LOL mm.. sorta. i live in a ghetto part of NJ. boarded up homes, gangs, projects, drug dealers, etc

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Where? I live in North Jersey at the tip of Morris County.

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003

Plainfield area.. you familiar with the kingdom halls there?

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 togatweeter

Yeah, but I don't consider that seriously ghetto. That's reserved for closer to Newark. Which side of Plainfeild?

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003 web-toedchloe

yeah, not seriously ghetto, but it is ghetto lol. the middle of plainfield

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 togatweeter

yea see i'm like dead in the middle of ghetto. like farms have roosters waking them up at 5am. i have gunshots at 6am.
it's rather cute when you think about it.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder ilikebirds

no, YOU are rather cute, when you DONT think about it...

web-toedchloe #6.2 web-toedchloeOG 2001

You are SOOOOOO gullable!

ok4now #6.2.1 ok4nowOG 2002

oh yeah? well your, umm, your, umm

nevermind

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