Interesting
by So there I was, minding my own business as usual. Not giving a second thought to anyhing being out of the ordinary. However, little did I know, this night was going to be unlike any other. As i'm walking down this alley, I saw this character, who I didn't give a second glance to. Ahhhh... but I should have, for he was an ornery punk. "Give me your valuables" he grunted. Ahhhh... So being the person I am, my first words stuttered " are you seriuos? I know kungfu". Anyway I didn't notice his little friend... yes...mr. 9 Milimeter. Ahh good times to be had with mr. 9 Milimeter. BANG BANG BANG. Anyway... so he says " stop or i'll shoot". I say " are you seriuos?" . So I do the smart thing... and run around. You know.. moving target. Ahh... So I get shot.
Moral of the story... When someone says " stop or i'll shoot" it'd be wise to grab a bullet proof vest, then run around. Otherwise you'd be in a hospital typing stuff up.
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youre joking right?
of course not...he's always walking down alleys
are you serious?
yo thai you can tell me, are you serious? dude, if you need help, tell me
no he's not serious, he seriuos
Interesting that my satirical caricature of proooooose and sorts and this and that ... huh? partttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
errrrrrr what???
WOW man, are you serious!?!?!?! I hope your feeling better!??
thanks man.. fortunately it didn't get lodge in any uncomfortable spots. i mean it's a little pifferiferous. but still.. it went clean through. sucks that i ruined a nice shirt. errrrrrrrrrrrr what !
yikes dude. glad you're still alive after that
it's alright. it's part of the life of a gangsta. you know, i live in a tough nieghborhood so i expect it. me getting shot 3 times in my life is nothing. i mean... considered two of my childhood buddies are earthworm food right now. rest in peace Bucky 2 eyes and Chippy Chinga. errrr what!
gangster lovin, that just got me buggin
oooh, i kinda know how that is. my kingdom hall is located in a ghetto area too.
Where are you from? A ghetto where people don't get married?
LOL mm.. sorta. i live in a ghetto part of NJ. boarded up homes, gangs, projects, drug dealers, etc
Where? I live in North Jersey at the tip of Morris County.
Plainfield area.. you familiar with the kingdom halls there?
Yeah, but I don't consider that seriously ghetto. That's reserved for closer to Newark. Which side of Plainfeild?
yeah, not seriously ghetto, but it is ghetto lol. the middle of plainfield
yea see i'm like dead in the middle of ghetto. like farms have roosters waking them up at 5am. i have gunshots at 6am.
it's rather cute when you think about it.
no, YOU are rather cute, when you DONT think about it...
You are SOOOOOO gullable!
oh yeah? well your, umm, your, ummnevermind