Slogans. Bold, Sharp...Brilliant

I had yet another brilliant stroke of genius (as opposed to stroke of the brain kind) today while at work. I was meandering through the musings when I saw a few postings on how Ian ordered a t-shirt with the bold insignia of an amputee on crutches. Why anyone would wear such an article of clothing like that today is beyond me...that is SOOOO 90's. Anyway, it brought up the question, in my mind anyway, what would the slogan on a shirt like that be? I thought about it, and came up with a few...and I also came up with some shirt/slogan ideas of my own I have. (Bear in mind, these are all PATENT PENDING!)

For the category of landmines -

Landmines, they're a blast!

For the category of tourism -

You haven't lived until you visit Hackettstown, and after you do, you don't want to.

America may be a melting pot of people, but Europe is sorta like a, a cornicopia, a smorgasbord, a barmitzva and a crock pot of culture all rolled into one.

Alcatraz. A prison yes, but a really cool one. Are YOUR vacation plans locked up yet??

For the category of furniture -

Desks. Made of wood. Strong. Solid.

Update by iwz: Dean farted!

For the category of ducks -

If ya can't beat em, eat em!

For the category of global hunger -

Hungry? Why wait?? Ohhhhh yeah...potato famine

For the category of saving the planet

When will people warm up to global warming???

The Ozone Layer. Sounds like a Dairy Queen dessert, protects you from skin cancer.

Save the earth! Polluting is for commys and white trash!

For the category of cars

Test drive the new Jetta GLX. It offers a smoother ride, leather interior, more trunk and leg space, and doesn't explode instantly.

If I was a car, I would definitely be a lambroghini, because its the hardest to spell and I LOVE being the smartest!

For the category of pets

Many animals are neglected and rejected as pets. Be a real humanist and own a coral reef today!

For the category of milk

Milk, try it cold!

For the category of game shows

Blow an hour and watch some loser get really rich, simultaneously!!

Anyway, I guess that's enough for now, but if anyone's got any more ideas, I'm open for suggestions. Peace out.