Poem

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Getting Out

Button, button, Velcro, snap,

puffy coat and woolly cap.

A dozen strings that must be tied.

All this work to go outside.

Zipper, zipper, fasten, click,

smelly boots make me sick.

Try ten times to tie a knot.

The weather's cool, boots are not.

Tugging, pulling, buckle, belt,

run outside before I melt.

When I finally hit the snow

Emergency! I have to go!

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