a new song
by This song was written by members of Absolute Zero, but does not represent the thoughts, mental capabilities, or feelings of Absolute Zero. Thus we call ourselves "project: idiot" IDIOT is actually an acronym for I Don't Intiate Operation Tony.
We have one song, right now and it's called "The vicious angry hostile Viking takeover invasion subjection attack on the unsuspecting native who live peacefully and happy, joyful, sound of mind, love, joy, peace, long suffering, kindness, goodness, faith mildness, self control, on their island peninsula strait in the northern hemisphere latitude 89 42' 37" longitude of 7 even."
Because of the length of the name of this song we will have to shorten it for the CD which we plan on cutting around the year 3004. Going with that Acronym theme we've already initiated, this song will read this way on the back cover of the first CD: "TVAH-VTISAOTUN-WLPAHJ-SOML-JPLSKG-FM-SCOTIPSITN-HLEND-FTHTSM-LOSDE"
It will contain 432 billion songs, and be a set of 900,000 cd's costing a mere 17 trillion dollars. Start saving, because you won't want to miss out! And if someone could initiate operation Tony, I'd really apprectiate it.
Thanks,
"the fuzz"
Also, from iwz: since todd is so obesessed with acronyms, i made an easy acronym creator for him. just type in any old phrase or sentence, and it takes the first letter of every word and makes a quick and dirty acronym for you.
Try it out right here:
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Todd the Viking etc. song RULES!!! but you forgot at the end, it's 7 degrees EVEN!!
i'm not getting this... is there actually a song, or is it just a title???
its both
Is the acronym generator really needed? I think a better Idea would be a reverse one, like you type in CRAPPY, and you get "Cooks really are peppy people yo".
I want it to go both ways!
you know how hard it was for me to come up with that one? I think I could go back to school and get a doctorate by just basing my entire research on making an artificial intelligence system that creates (somewhat) meaningful un-acronyms from user supplied words.
I've seen nested acronyms too, that gives you a headache. way back in freshman Computer Science, my group made a clone of DOOM and one of us named it "RIND" which stood for "RIND IS NOT DOOM" ouch.
ewwww
hahahahaha
Check out AIEEE (Acronym Interaction, Expansion and Extrapolation Engine) over at http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-acronymer.html.
I think it does exactly what you want.
eZabel: "Enhanced Zoned Access Balanced Expansion Library"
Integrated Local Optical Volume Equipment Mode Interactive Known Automatic Yaxis Library Architecture
wow. you can make almost anything sound real intelligent! like, operation "POOPY" would be Portable Open Optical Protocol Yield. Project "LOSER" could be Logical Optical Static Equipment Register, and item "MORON" becomes Micro-Output Random-Oriented Node. Amazing, the technology we have to make even the most blithering "MORON" seem like an EINSTEIN (Erasable Interchange Negative Static Terminal Engine Integrated Network)
good idea!
hi i'm Todd, i'm a big dork
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fyi, that's not actually todd.... ; )
of course THIS IS TODD! what kind of weird person would fake they were me anyway? :)
i dont know. but when you said, "i'm a big dork" i just KNEW it HAD to be you!
i wonder how far over these things will indent.
forever?
yes, matt... forever. it's mind boggling.
it is...although it doesnt take much to boggle my mind
hmm... thats pretty amazing that it would go on forever
Hey, Ian said "quick and dirty" just like my professor. Hmmm, I guess it's not a strange term after all, is it Mike and Jon?
haha so funny... theres a bad acronym in story before this.