Airport Deep Thoughts

Hey you guys.... i came up with most of this stuff while i was on vacation.. hope you like it.

Have you ever wondered why they flight attendants go over all that crash information? I mean, lets be reasonable, if you are flying at atleast 500 feet above a surface, and you crash, does it really matter WHAT position your hands and head are? I think that its just so that the search and recovery people have a easier time of finding your body parts, cause this way they have a general area that they can assume that if there is a elbow and toe in one seat, that it probably is yours.

I used to think that the whole "first class" thing was a big crock. I mean, cmon, all it is you get to get on and off first.. but NOOOO its way more then that. Have you guys ever SEEN the space those people get????? Its CRAZY!! I guess i didnt appreciate it when i was smaller, but being over 6 foot is pretty difficult to fit into one of those tiny coach seats, especially when the guy infront of you has his seat all the way back, a MAJOR snoring problem, and rocks in his sleep. And they get WAY better food!! The "snack" you get... i coupla tiny peanuts and a soda. How bout lunch... a "ham" sandwhich and a cookie. I couldnt actually see the stuff the first class people ate.. but it was MUCH better smelling they what i had.

OK... and WHATS the deal with those people that drive those little airport golf carts around and yell at you? This lady, i SWEAR, the oldest lady i have ever seen driving ANYTHING, was SCREAMING and going off on people that got in her way. It was crazy. I was expecting her to go into convulsions and have a heart attack any second. Either that or get jumped by the other senior citizens that she almost ran over on her rampage

and food carts... i mean... they CANT come up with anything a FEW inches smaller in width? They are PERFECTLY wide enough to nail your elbow, JUST as your about to go to sleep cause they guy infront of you has stopped snoring for the moment and the kid behind you has ran outta stuff to throw up.

OK well... thats all i really can complain about, i mean like dean said, there is pretty much no snow up in Colorado at this time of year. BUT believe it or not, it snowed the day we left.... How wrong is that? Yea, so we got to go white water rafting and some major hiking. A lot of fun, but im glad im home, and i hope you guys atleast laughed at my pathetic attempt at being funny... OK??!?! ok good...