Product Awareness Increased With 'Advertisement'
by The Onion is reporting on a brand new form of media, dubbed the "Advertisement," pioneered by Aquafresh.
"Our first advertisement, or 'ad' as we've come to call it, will soon appear in magazines across the nation," GlaxoSmithKline CEO J.P. Garnier said. "Conceived as a service to our customers, this ad employs images and words to describe the benefits of using our Aquafresh toothpaste."
The GlaxoSmithKline advertisement, provided free of charge to consumers, features a picture of Aquafresh and lists the benefits of its use: strong teeth, healthy gums, and fresh breath. It also explains how the product's patented tri-color formula helps users reach these goals.
Click here to find out more about this invaluable service, which will undoubtedly "eventually appear in other media, from television to radio to large, free-standing signs posted next to roads."
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this is a breakthrough in modern day living, the marketing department here at work will be so psyched to hear about this!
What is this 'marketing' you speaketh of?
im gonna do a ty...will anyone reply to me!?
of course!
haha wow! do you see every time someone adds a new comment?
i've been thinking about making an interface for me to do that, but, no i don't have a way to do that. i was actually just looking back through old stories.
oh thats quite interesting.
no, YOU'RE quite interesting...
i found this comment with the interface i created to find new comments! yes!
oh kool! how do you do that? cuz i always try to check to see new comments but have to go through each story!!
pretty cool.
wouldnt you like to think so?!