Actual Instruction Labels
by Ever find yourself so bored that you start reading the labels and instructions on products laying around your house? Well, here's a collection of some of the lamest ones out there:
Only the first few are shown here; click on Read More and you'll see the rest of them.
On a bar of Dial Soap:
- Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a Hotel-Provided Shower Cap:
- Fits one head.
On a Japanese Food Processor:
- Not to be used for the other use.
On a Swedish Chainsaw:
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a Korean Kitchen Knife:
- Warning keep out of children.
On an American Airlines Packet of Peanuts:
- Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On Packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
- Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boots Childrens' Cough Medicine:
- Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On a Hair Dryer:
- Do not use while sleeping.
On a Bag of Fritos:
- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a Frozen Dinner:
- Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tiramisu Dessert:
- Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
- Product will be hot after heating.
On Nytol (A Sleep Aid):
- Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On a String of Chinese Made Christmas Lights:
- For indoor or outdoor use only.
On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
- Warning: contains nuts.
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so thats what you do when ur bored..... hmmmmm
...or I talk to YOU. (ohhhh, no you didn't) haha