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Glitter

iwz by iwz · Sep 24, 2001 · Review · 177 views

Glitter is ROTTEN!

Mariah Carey came out with a movie this past weekend, and it looks like it's getting a lot of reviews! I won't say whether they're good or bad, but a lot of them sure are funny!

Kinda weird that she's coming out with movies even though she's in the crazyhouse right now. Maybe she has an evil twin or something, like in her "Heart Breaker" video. Not that I'm a fan or anything!

Read the reviews. It's funny stuff.

In case you haven't read any yet, here's the brief consensus: "Glitter is a hodgepodge of movie cliches and bad acting that's sure to generate unintentional laughs. Unfortunately, the movie is not bad enough to be good."

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24 Comments

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

this is my favorite:You'd have a breakdown, too, if you were stuck in a movie as drab and glum as "Glitter." haha...so dumb...but not as dumb as the "where am i...dude"

tpham tphamOG 2001

no no .. my FAVORITE :

" butt-numbing exercise in tedium."

HaHaHaHa i'm guessing the movie didn't do so well


i wanted to see it too.. she's awesome..

always be my baby.. doobee dooobee doo..

katiedid katiedidFounder

crazyhouse?

iwz iwz

brandon said it sounded right!

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chikviciousOG 2001

how many different words are there for "crazyhouse?" hmmm nuthouse? funnyfarm? the loonybin? please add if you can come up with anymore.....

tpham tphamOG 2001

casa de loco

deanh77 deanh77Founder

I for one have never heard of "crazyhouse" the others though are acceptable. Saying crazyhouse is something I would do, I'm always screwing up common phrases like that.

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hugz4uFounder

cookoo's nest

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chikviciousOG 2001

loonyland? psyco-street?

mandie mandieOG 2001

This one was pretty good: "About as fresh as rancid Chinese food that has been stuck in the back of the refrigerator for several months." HAHA

I should start saying that. Someone ask me how my dinner was last night so i can say "it was about as fresh as rancid Chinese food that has been stuck in the back of the refrigerator for several months". HAHA

tpham tphamOG 2001

hey you making fun of MY PEOPLE ?

mandie mandieOG 2001

No, just your people's food. HAHA

tpham tphamOG 2001

you find that the very thing MY people use for nourishment and health.. is FUNNY ??? huh ? there's more of us then any other people in the world..


oh wait...they aren't my people..

mandie mandieOG 2001

OK, well if you think Cat is a good source of nourishment and health, all the power to you!!!!

tpham tphamOG 2001

OUCH.. if i was chinese.. i'd be offended.. and tell you to DIE!

but .. i'm not.. i'll let them speak for themselves.hi ya!

mandie mandieOG 2001

HAHA Thank goodness your not Chinese and it's also prolly a good thing that I like Thai food.(Thai is "your people" right?)

tpham tphamOG 2001

Thai could be considered my people ...

but mainly VIETNAMESE

and good ole' AMERICANS ...of course.

THAI FOOD ROCKS !.. there's a restuarant in QUEENS called planet thai..

so good.. SUGGESTION : try RAD NA PRAEW WHAN w/chicken.. or just the plain old PAD THAI

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hey.. i LIKE chinese food....

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chikviciousOG 2001

there was a great thai place across the street from the WTC i wonder if it's sill there? whuduya think ballyhoo?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

HOw was your dinner last night?

mandie mandieOG 2001

well Punk Princess it was about as fresh as rancid Chinese food that has been stuck in the back of the refrigerator for several months

iwz iwz

hahaha... you guys are funneee

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

HAHAHA! (even though i knew what you were going to say.. i still laughed!)

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

this was a good one: "Glitter, the kind of movie only 11-year-old girls who dot their i's with hearts would find bearable, is filled with unintentionally humorous moments that tower over any comedy released this year."

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