Night Court


Well last night, I really learned something new about
our legal system. That and why it is in place. We
think that it is an annoyance or even a pain in the
rear. And it seems you are totally right. It seems
that only the good people are getting pulled over and
harassed by police. That maybe they should spend their
time getting the REAL criminals. The guys whose faces
are on the post office bulletin board with "WANTED"
under it. And I'd agree, until tonight when I saw the
LOSERS at court. I came in dressed as GOOD as I could
manage (top left). Ya know, impress the court maybe.
And then I saw the rest of the people there. They were
dressed in dirty jeans and guns n roses tee shirts (sorta like top right). I
saw people that did the DUMBEST things and got caught
for it. Like this one guy, he got busted for being
drunk on MAIN street... yea... main street Hackettstown.
Another guy who was arrested for drunk driving with
his blood count level SUPER high.
Well then, the
coolest thing happened. Our very own "web toed chloe"
came with me to court. She was SO helpful, making sure
I didn't throw up all over the place and telling me
that it was going to be ok. Even though I forgot the
ticket AND the summons AND my check book to pay the
court fees.. Yea.. I couldn't have messed up ANYMORE.
So she talked to one of the attorneys she knew from
her work and he CAME, represented me, AND got my 4
point ticket dropped down to a 2 point with 87 dollar
court fee. How AWESOME is that??!?!?! THEN, she drove
ALL the way to my house to pick up my checkbook. So
while waiting for her to come back to save my butt, I
was talking to some of the "better" court attendees.
The one guy was mad cause they DIDN'T give him the
breath test, JUST because he fell over his car cause
he was so drunk. I gave him a smile and told him I
didn’t know either.
Anyway, I feel that although
police in general seem to be more of a pain then they
are help. They DO keep these types of people from
driving around. And that’s something that really is
good for EVERYONE.
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14 Comments
thanks ian for the picture on the right.
I'm glad you survived, mike (thanks again for the help, Di)
hey mike, that looks like YOUR 4-button suit
thats why i put the picture there katie.... have i ever mentioned that you are REALLY quick, ur in college right? hahaha... im kidding
too bad you look "happier" than he does. OHHH!! (no you didn't)
that guy on the left... definitely gay.
once again, that picture (left) resembles matt kelly :)
oooooohhhh this is war!
careful what you say, funmeister! :) you don't wanna go up against me! i got skillz.... (iwz, remember shelvie - sike!)
my sentiments exactly!
It was no problem, Mike. You're always there for me, and I'll always be there for you. :)
FIGHT!!
PUTZ!
good story man...its true, i've seen the way some people dress to come in to see attorneys in my office...they look like they were in a coal mine minutes before! lol
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