I wonder why

I wonder why i wake up in the morning. I wonder why some people smell so bad. I wonder why the sound of a fart is so gall darn funny. Why is it every time i dedicate a song to someone it always goes back to baking ziti? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Baroooooom. Bam. Bongoschwoom. These things i ponder daily. Well ive come to the conclusion that it can all be summed up in one simple word...........Poo. It really is a thing of glory. I mean i dont just say that because they pay me to. I actually believe in it. I believe in Poo Products. Its a beautiful thing really. I mean, I wouldnt do an add for, say, ummmmmm......hate. thats just wrong. Poo is an artistically free flowing supercompany. Believe in Poo. Put your trust in Poo. Become Poo. Thank you!