20k Leagues To A Girl Fight
by Well, we are all enjoying the little name calling session between Lindsay
(thatdarngirl) and Julia (malibu) on the 20k Leagues news story, aren't we (heh heh heh)?
Here you go girls!!! Your OWN news story to go and beat each other silly! Now,
isn't that special?
GO FOR IT!!! Jello not included.
Note: October 5, 2002... This story is now a "TOP" eZabel news story!!! Thanks everyone!!!
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dave just doesn't understand spontaneity
haha ha
ACTUALLY I suggested this to Julia at the meeting this past Sunday and she said "Yeah, do it!" so being the obliging big brother that I am, I did!
dave's so lame, he spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
i think the last time i heard that one, i fell off my dinosaur
i have no response to that
Thank Jehovah for that!
see now THAT actually made me chuckle! ;)
That was one of the funniest things I have ever read!
Hi my name is Brian and my favorite color is clear!
hi my name is dave and i give talks in other halls...which no one comes to see
(actually, a brother from my hall came with me, but there was a whole local audience there!) Hi my name is Brian and I wish David would give a talk in MY Hall...
Give me the KH address and I'll pull up the driving directions... can't be any further than some of the KH's in our circuit...
236 central ave
Expedia shows it's an hour away from my place... I had to travel about that to Effort PA on Sunday...
that must have required some: 1 : conscious exertion of power : hard work
Heh... I was looking for a spot to use my standard Effort PA joke, but couldn't... when I have announcements and we annonce a brother from that Hall, I say "Let's make the effort to hear this talk" or "Thank you brother for making the effort to come here"
and i bet the friends in the all are DEElighted that you do that.
That's okay if no one reads them... it's quite theraputic actually... BTW.. Hi my name is Brian and I want to give a talk in David's congregation so I can show off my vast knowledge of all things theocratic
Hi my name is Julie and I think I'm Rivers Cuomo! (for those of you who don't get that..check out Julie's glasses)
hey hey! theres nothing wrong with rivers glasses! lol i'm very fond of them! :) i bought a pair myself. lol
I love Rivers and his glasses. I'm a die hard Weezer fan.
weezer should die hard
Amen to that. They should die slowly and surely.
wow, you are on a roll like a hunchback doing summersaults... i agree once again with you, WEEZER SUCKS!!! ewww.. i dont like them at all..
you all should die!!! i like them! and they dance with the muppets. so cool!
Man..you guys are harsh? What do you have against them? At least they don't pretend they're something they're not like so many other bands out there. They do play good music, and even if you don't personally like it, they should be appreciated.
they're not my favorite band in the world but they have some decent stuff
See! now see that's cool. It's like..mmm..I don't like the Dead Kennedys really. They play good music and all, I just don't like them. A band as big as Weezer doesn't usually suck, it's just not the type of music someone enjoys.
a balanced, repectable veiw point
weezer is awesome, you've prolly not even ever heard some of their best stuff. plus they're so good in concert. not that i've seen em millions of times but twice is enough to say that they're great.
I totally agree...all people know about Weezer is what they hear on the radio. I personally love Pinkerton.
They play Weezer on the radio?
yes, all the time.
they sure do! And Weezer has been rotated on MTV2 more often lately, in the last week I've seen El Scorcho, Undone, and Keep Fishin. I love pinkerton soo much, there's something amazingly special about it. But Weezer Blue is very special as well.
i actually don't think i've heard that album at all. maybe just a song or two off it. i have the blue weezer which i like alot, and the green one which is just okay.
yea, i dont get it...pinkerton is so many people's favorite but it was the one that was the least popular. strange.
Pinkerton has the best songs, no doubt about that (though Blue songs are just as good for the most part or almost so). They didn't promote Pinkerton as much (so I've read) because they wanted it to good on its own, which it has..eventually. At first it didn't sell like Blue (or any of the others) but I think over all it's the best. People don't like some of the songs because it's as 'emo' as weezer gets, though the weez isn't really emo at all.
hmm, thats interesting, i think pinkerton does have the most meaning behind its songs, the other albums have good songs also, but with less feeling.
they sure do! And Weezer has been rotated on MTV2 more often lately, in the last week I've seen El Scorcho, Undone, and Keep Fishin. I love pinkerton soo much, there's something amazingly special about it. But Weezer Blue is very special as well.
yea!! i saw el scorcho for the first time the other day on MTV2...it was cool. and i agree, pinkerton is my fav. blue-2nd, maladroit-3rd, green-4th. green has got some good songs but alot of the songs are to similar.
Yeah, that's how my order goes too. THe more I listen to maladroit the more I love it! And green..well there are some amazing songs on green and then there are just those ok ones.
Hi, I'm Lynz and I wanted to be like Julie, but I could only find Mario Cuomo style glasses and thought that was close enough!
Mario...is he related to Rivers? Do they look alike? Is he younger!?
heh heh he is the former governor of New York... the one right before George Pataki
lol...i was pretty sure only two people on ezabel would get that one...
Besides the ones FROM New York, or including them?
i was thinking of you and me. how old are the people from ny?
Well, I mean by virtue of the fact that the are FROM NY they should know that, but who knows? Sean Hannity does a man on the street thing at times on his radio show and asks people who the vice president is and stuff and people don't know that!!!!
well...i don't think that means anything. try this: starting with nj's current govenor, how far back can YOU name them? i can name at least 5.
uh...heh heh..uh..who is the current NJ governor?
do we even have one? didn't he just get booted for accepting illegal campaign money?
Going back... Jim McGreevy, (Acting Gov) Donald DiFrancesco, Chritine Whitman, Tom Kean, Brendan Byrne... that's as far back as I go!
which makes it all the more worse
Hi my name is Lynz and i dress in fad clothing. (hahha. make fun of my clark kent sister's glases will ya?)
(FAD CLOTHES!?!?) Hi my name is Julie and I let boys run knives through the hair on my legs!
hahhahhaha. oh so harsh! haha. Hi my name is Lynz and i don't know where in my pants my breath mints are.
Hi my name is Julie and I growl at people like a dog.
Hi my name is Lynz and not only do not type correctly, i can't complete a thought.
Hi my name is Julie and now my previous comment doesn't make any sense!
Hi my name is Lynz and i am a cheater!
Hi my name is Julie and I have too much hair!
Hi my name is Lynz and i tell people i'm an asian with no arms.
(whoa..did I tell him I was asian?) Hi my name is Julie and I have a camera attatched to my hand 24/7.
(ha! i am the asian one. are japenes asians?) Hi my name is Lynz and i like to steal Julie's pictures.
(yes japanese people are asian) Hi my name is Julie and I like to steal all of Lynz's pictures from camping yet give mine all to Heather instead of to Lynz in return!!
(she saw em first. no reserves.) Hi my name is Lynz and i'm claustrophobic.
Hi my name is Julie and I have ying yang stickers on my car..I'm such a pagan that I disgust myself.
(i took those off fyi) Hi my name is Lynz and i like to peal out of parking lots.
(hey, that night at the diner in the rain was hot!) Hi my name is Julie and I like to scratch my eyes!!
(what?!?!?! i do not!) Hi my name is Lynz and i can't finish a small Ritas.
(Liar! I can finish a medium now!!!) Hi my name is Julie and I lie about not liking Get Your Freak On by Miss Elliot, I really love that song.
(ewww!) Hi my name is Lynz and i really love the John Mayer song "i wanna rock through the halls of my high school, i wanna scream at the top of my lungs, i just found out there's no such thing as the real world. so i have got to rise above."
(ah that obscene song is buring my ears!) Hi my name is Julie and I like to drop chocolate ice cream all over and down my white tank top just so skeevy guys working the rides at Sea Side have a reason to stare at my chest!
(hhhahahhahaha. i am a slob what can i say? didn't mean for THAT to happen, but thanks for the memory)
Hi my name is Lynz and i like to ride the haunted house rides in seaside heights with demons in them.
Hi my name is Julie and I'm anti-social, I won't even go to the pool with my friends and Danny Rod
Hi my name is Lynz and i am friends with socially constepated people.
Hi my name is Julie and I carry a toothbrush wherever I go.
Hi my name is Lynz and i dont brush my teeth.
(liar..i do too!) Hi my name is Julie and I'm scared of aliens.
(you are too!!) Hi my name is Lynz and i am in the Weezer cult.
Hi my name is Julie and I pretend that I don't like Weezer even though I sing Keep Fishin' all the time!
Hi my name is Lynz and i dance like i am having a seizure.
LOL HA HA HA HAH AHHHHAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY. Time to start a new thread!!!
hi my name is julie and i am wee-todd-did
fatbarngirl..that's without a doubt the best name on ezabel.
hi my name is fatbarngirl and i can't spell things correctly.
hi my name is julie and i dont understand jokes about myself being retarded, probably because im retarded
hi my name is julie and im just plain constipated. (anyone got some Beano?)
hi my name is fatbarngirl and i can't control my bladder. oops.
(ahhahhaha. i am a messy slob, what can i say? but i can say that i put on a sweater over it thank you very much. and i didn't mean for that to happen, but thanks for the memory.
hmmm... 2 words, shut up...
:-O Do your parents know about this??? :-o
what? that she's a big flirt?
actually it has been proven to me by others that i am a big flirt. i don't realize when i'm doing it though, so i can't be blamed. i'm the same way with everyone. besides when the guy looked at the ice cream on my shirt, i went up and asked them what was wrong. but my mommy was there. she couldn't control my clumsiness.
She gives the Elliott clan a bad name... that "song" is a waste of good.. well... whatever they make CDs out of...
I think Julia is a smart dresser... sophisticated but fits her age (at least at the meetings, don't know about "off-hours")
I always had the impression that Alabamshire natives were a friendly folk. I sure hope it wasn't all just myth.
We're friendly folk..until we get riled..then we ain't so friendly no more.
is it 'julie' or 'julia'?
birth name is Julia. but everybody says julie.
I always hear "Julia", so that's what I call you... some people are particular like that, though
is it sux or sux2beme?
it sux2beu
ouch. that was a bummer. hi my name is sux and i don't know how to turn on a grill.
(i didn't expect the grille to ignite!!!) hi my name is julie or julia, i'm not sure, and i like to live in the past
Hi my name is Brian or Briaq2namooudhg (4 those of you who know brian regan, you know where i was going with the spelling) and i am a little sensitive to jokes.
*sniff* that's not true... hi my name julie and i need to explain my jokes
awww. i'm sorry, but you did just prove my point. i really just wanted to do the whole brian thing (i knew heather would get it!) and i couldn't think of a good insult for you. i gotta work on that.
number 7 letter Q!! hahaha. i love it
inside jokes make people feel left out.. :(
david why did you feel the need to create another story for them to argue. what is the point.
please don't make him answer that again...
the only point was that some people found it funny and dave said he thought it would be funny it we had our own news story for it. so he made it for us. someone else had to find it funny too since they approved the story.
I may have to do the same for Jahanna and Tina... they were going at it on the musings today...
haha, we'd go nuts...its way to much fun joke fighting. lol oddly enough though only for the two of us most of the time. haha
we should a thing like celebrity boxing, call it eZabel girls boxing. that might be interesting.
oh that would be great! i could so take you on! hi i'm fatbarngirl and i like to fight other girls.
She just likes to fight them because..yeah if I continued it would become inappropriate
I was thinking of calling this thing "Celebrity Deathmatch" anyway...
i really dont think theres much fighting going on anyway
Hi my name is Julie and I try to get lindsay to commit suicide/homicide by telling her to go on the wrong entrance of the highway and then she has to swerve the other way so she doesn't get lost.
Hi my name is Lynz and i don't know where i am going.
Hi my name is Heather and I like my men like I like my coffee, black and strong!
Hi my name is Amanda and i like nephlim.
Hi my name is Mike and I'm in love with Julie..which is obvious by how much I tease her.
Hi my name is Katie and i have a stalker oh i mean clone, wait, friend, uh i mean um person i know.
get it straight ok? YOUR NAME IS JULIE. now go take your medication.
adam, you are ruining the fun in this. you're gonna be next.
hi my name is adam, and the world revolves around ME!
exactly
you FOOL!!! i said 'WORLD' not 'SOLAR system' *what an idiot*
not only the world, buddy, but the wholse solar system revolves around me!
Hi my name is Adam and I live in the dark ages
(what's all this picking on adam for??) Hi my name is Dave that rhymes with cave!
Hi my name is Lindsay and... and... that... um...
that rhymes with dumb ugly volvo with an immoral backseat
heh eh eh heh ehhhehhhehhhheeehhh!!!!
Hi my name i Dave and i was BORN in the dark ages
OOOOOHHHH!!! Hi, my name is fatbarngirl and I wish I was born in the dark ages too...
you both SHOULD'VE been born in the dark ages...you look so HORRIBLE in the LIGHT
Hi my name is Brian and I was also born in the dark ages but don't want to admit it...
Hi my name is Amanda and I wish I were Lindsay! I want to be just like her..that's why I got the same job as her! hehehehehehe
mmmmmm, cappuCIIInooooo
mormons dont drink that...it has caffiene...a drug...
True, but J Dubs do!!!
and drugs are bad, mmmkay
hi my name is gay and i'm all of you.
bahahaahahaha that was a great game
Hi, my name is Thai and I think I'm hotter than a plateful of Buffalo Wings with a side of Tobasco
Hi my name is thai and im a scary asian drag queen
Hi I'm Adam and I recycle the same picture into my musings and journals once a month
hi im Dave and im a grumpy old man who chews wheaties with his gums
Hi I'm Adam and I want to live in New Jersey so I can be in with the in-crowd
(you should be glad you're considered an "in-crowd")HI my name is david and i think i am a member of the beatles
(No... not really... but if I were in a tribute group I would be more playing the part of Lennon, but he played rhythm guitar and I am more comfy with bass... and when I was a kid I wanted to be in Beatlemania)... Hi I'm Adam and I want to be in the next big boy band!
Hi i'm methusaleh and i'm as old as time and i love hanging out with buckwheat. he's so pretty.
Wow.. and after I dissed Adam for recycling that doctored up pic and everything....
it just shows to go you...
How do you even find all these old pictures?
Hello my name is GTI Jesse and I'm an addict.
i saw a gti get burned by a saturn...
I saw a Saturn that needed a new engine after going up Schooley's Mountain Rd.
JESSE WHAT'S UP DUDE, let's make a movie about how cerrato can't eat cheese
Yea we should do that.
Are Lindsay and Julia petering out on this????? Come on girls, put 'em up!!!
(because of a request!) Hi my name is Julie and I act like I have the intelligence of a Malibu Barbie doll.
(we didn't want t hog the whole story, we wanted others to fight too.)
Hi my name is Lynz and i like to wear risque clothing that mirrors julies style.
Hi my name is Julie and I'm just jealous of Lindsay's new super-cool service bag!
Hi my name is Lynz and i like to make show my artistic abilities in hate crime posters. i am just that good.
Hi my name is Julie and I get kicks out of drawing burning crosses!!!
this doesn't seem fun anymore
you dont seem fun anymore
yeah, \/\/hatever, ekoli
hahahhaa. ekoli. Hi my name is Lynz and i like to buy risque shirts that show my arms.
Hi my name is Julie and I like to wear risque white shirts that show my chest!
(will you stop it already? i do not. you make it sound like my life mission is to attract stupid boys.) Hi my name is Lynz and i wear dresses that match old grandmas couch covers.
(your mission in life IS to attract stupid boys!!! and not fair stealing Elyse's insult that isn't even true!!!) Hi my name is Julie and I got to the Renaissance Faire and take pictures with people I don't even know!
for the record: just because a guy looks at a girls chest doesn't make them stupid! we're just jealous, that's all...
you're jealous of a girls chest? hummph. does that mean you want one? Hi my name is Lynz and it scares me when people are too close to my face.
(oh no no! that guy was trying to molest me!) Hi my name is Julie and I come into the Coffee house and don't drink coffee!
Hi my name is Lynz and i work at a coffe shop that's smoothies are juice blended with ice cubes. yummy!
Hi my name is Julie and I have dirty feet cause I never wear shoes..wanna smeeeelllll?
Hi my name is Lynz and i like condensation.
(argh..darn condensation!!!) Hi my name is Julie and I'm too scared to wrestle Jesse Hughes!
Hi my name is Lynz and i likle to get beaten up by little mexicans.
Hi my name is Julie and I am a little mexican.
Hi my name is Lynz and i belong to a crazy jewish family. i'm as nutty as the pecan log my grandma makes.
(my grandma can't cook..she can just haggel!) Hi my name is Julie and my little sister is a 'rat' as some say.
Hi my name is Lynz and i am an odd kid that doesn't have a _______ dancing song.
I my name is Julie and I have a ***** dancing song! I'M SO SICK!
Hi my name is Lynz and like to not read my summer reading assignments. I read LOTR books all in one day, but i can't handle 4 books for 2 months.
(heehee..nice nice) Hi my name is Julie and I don't even bother reading my summer reading assignment. In fact I managed to lose the book in Lindsay's couch and it wasn't found again until October.
Hi my name is Lynz and i got a camerea to copy julies good picture taking. (which is thankfully better than johns'.)
(oh yes..thankfully!) Hi my name is Julie and I am Lindsay's servant. I feed her and everything.
Hi my name is Lynz and i am too lazy to move.
Hi my name is Julie and I get bored easily..especially when watching people run around on a field kicking a little black and white ball around in the freezing cold!
Do you blame her? I don't!
I don't either..I didn't want to be there any more then she did most likely
Hi my name is Lynz and the sound systems in volvos are AWESOME!
Hi my name is Julie and I have the coolest hippie van around!
Hi mu name is Lynz and i like to get bumper stickers that other people don't understand.
Hi my name is Julie and I'm just mad cause I don't understand the bumper sticker!
Hi my name is Lynz and i dont understand personal space.
(WHAT!?!..change that to JULIE!) Hi my name is Julie and I can't figure out how to use simple art programs on the computer
"Not all who wander are lost." Hi my name is Lynz and i am gonna be wearing my retainer for years to come since i don't listen to my docotr now.
Hi my name is Julie and I talk like a 2 year old because I wear my retainer all the time.
As Julie said, it says "Not all who wander are lost," which is part of a Fellowship of the Ring poem: All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost." and there is more but yeah:)
haha. i like the longer version so much better. very poetic (which it is) Hi my name is Lynz and i like to create pollution by warming up my car for 20 minutes.
(NO WAY! didn't even warm it up today..had to yesterday cause it's tempermental) Hi my name is Julie and I wish I could warm my car up..but alas I have no need to since I can't drive it!
(plus the fact that it doens't have a heater.hahaha) Hi my name is Lynz and i like boys with pink hair.
Hi my name is Julie and I don't like boys!!
ouch! Hi my name is Lynz and I'm in love with Jimmy Fallon.
Hi my name is Julie and I'm in love with Adam Sandler
Hi my name is Lynz and i'm a hobbit/fairy.
(I am not a hobbit!!!!) Hi my name is Julie and I'm a goblin!
(ur as short as a hobbit.)Hi my name is Lynz and i like to copy julie's dad by buying his car.
Come on... I think you two are losing steam!!! Time for a new thread!
you know its really hard to keep this all going for a month. there is only so much imperfection in us. We're practically perfect in every way, i'll have you know.
Hmmmm.... so perfect that you can see a lot of stuff to pick on in each other :-D
I think we men would look kinda weird if.. well.. you know... are you jealous, Brian???
what? am i jealous of you being jealous of what i have? not particularly.
??? I'm not the one who's jealous... I directed my comment to Brian... please note that, thank you very much...
Hi, I'm Julia and I can't follow a numbered thread
Hi my name is Dave and i am alex clemnte's twin.
Hi, I'm Julia and I use cliched comparisons between David and Alex (200th comment... YES!!!)
Hi my name is Dave and i'd like to steal other peoples vw's.
?????? Yeah, okay... I have a whole collection of them here.... Hi my name is Julia and someday I'm going to marry a brother whose last name is Gulia...
(ahhhhhhh...now the REAL reason for this tread is rrrrrevealed!)
Okay... ulterior motive figured out ;-)
i knew you were trying something sneaky out!
(my poor car got stuck in all the deep rocks in my space today and we had to get someone to come get it out..wasn't my fault) Hi my name is Julie and I like to get nice people in trouble at school cause im a mean girl.
(don't listen to dave!)
(it wasn't my fault. he got himself thrown out.) Hi my name is Lynz and i curse like a salior when provoked.
(oh my..you know that's a lie!!!!) Hi my name is Julie and the only reason everyone thinks I don't curse like a sailor is because no one can understand what I'm saying..darn retainer!
(i dont curse. it's unlady-like.) Hi my name is Lynz and i am a mafia boss of the pink ladies.
Hi my name is Julie and I'm jealous (of course bahaha) because all I get to do is recruit people while Lindsay bosses us around.
Hi my name is Lynz and i'm jealous cuz i don't have a cool name.
Hi my name is Julie..oh and by the way if I was Lynz I would not be jealous of me cause I DONT have a cool name.
(specs is awesome. hater) Hi my name is Lynz and i like to make long run-on sentances.
(WHAT are you talking about? I'm just wordy!) Hi my name is Julie and I can't make long run-on sentences because I don't know enough words.
Hi my name is Lynz and i get confused between my school days. There's only an A day and a B day but that is waaay to complex for me. Good thing sammie is there to help me.
(I do not get confused..you, on the other hand, would be confused every day) Hi my name is Julie and I get confused because all the people in my school where the same exact clothing and it's hard to tell them apart from one another.
(when r u masochists going to stop?) i didn't know julia went to catholic school...
Let them have fun... Hi I'm Brian and I wish I thought of doing this news story!!!
for the record:NO!!
guys, dave wants somebody to fight with him. brian, since you have so much to say why don't you retaliate?
Not really, but when the mood strikes me, I slip something in...
hhahhahan no that would be pretty funny. a jw in a catholic school. but no, i go to a jock school and no matter what day it is 4 people are guaranteed to be wearing the same clothes since they all shop at aeropastle, abercrombie and fitch, and american eagle. they all do not have originality.
Hi my name is Lynz and i'm a street punk that likes to scare freshman and prep kids.
(whhhhaaaaaat?) Hi my name is Julie and I'm a preppy wannabe.
(haha riiiiight 1/2 the time matt doesn't wanna be seen with me.) Hi my name is Lynz and i like to eat skittles and sun chips til i can throw up.
(no point in denying THAT one!) Hi my name is Julie and I love watching girls wrestle..especially sisters.
(that was not my fault. and who has more pictures of it? i rest my case.) Hi my name is Lynz and i like to take on other girls in bikini's for sand wrestling.
I thought it was Jello (R) wrestling? LIME Jello (R)! Note.. Jello is a registered trademark of the Kraft Foods Corporation
(hmm, did u check the box first for that one) hi my name is dave, and i like to check my facts before posting.
No, went to their web-site.... Hi, my name is Brian and I like to correct Reaf's spelling errors
(then u shoulda known it was Jell-O, goofy) hi my name is dave and i like to keep account of the injury
(actually..I meant the other ngiht with shawnie and me) Hi my name is Julie and I can't wrestle..I'm too weak
oooooh i thought you meant that time camping with another pair of sisters. but, Hi my name is Lynz and i like to wrestle with my sister over Ritas cuz i don't like to share.
I think it's appropriate to say The End
"And in the end... the love you take... is equal to the love... you make"