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skaorsk8 by skaorsk8 · Oct 10, 2002 · News · 188 views

This isn't so much news as a contest (but I never have anything news worthy so I'm going to substitute this instead).

Here's the deal. By tonight at 6 P.M., you must come up with the earliest known piece of recorded poetry. You must write the first two lines of the poem in this box, so I know you're right.

The winner gets...hmm...let's see....how about an X-Box? Or...a free trip to Mahwah! (home of the Cheerio) ...

Note from iwz: all prizes will be awarded by skaorsk8.

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21 Comments

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Beowulf:

Old English

HWÆT, WE GAR-DEna in geardagum,

þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon,

Modern English:

LO, praise of the prowess of people-kings

of spear-armed Danes, in days long sped,

Reference:

Beowulf is the oldest epic in English. Drawing from Danish history and folk tales, it was composed, probably in the early 8th century,. by a Northumbrian poet.

Beowulf is the olded poem, above are the first 2 lines from Old English and translated into Modern English.

What do I win?

iwz iwz

i believe that's the oldest poem written in english, but not the oldest poem ever.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

yeah, I was gonna mention this... but latin WAS around before English.. and then there was that pesky thing called Ancient Greek... et cetera et cetera...

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

That is at last bones on my bones

and flesh of my flesh

genesis 2:23...words by Adam, recorded by Moses ;)

hopefully this is what ur lookin for!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

yea, thats what i was thinking. i think thats gotta be right..he WAS the first human.

iwz iwz

i don't think that's a poem though.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

hahahha, yes it is!

iwz iwz

Listen to me, my wives. I have killed a youth who attacked and wounded me.


If anyone who kills Cain is to be punished seven times, anyone who takes revenge against me will be punished seventy-seven times!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

i dont think this is a poem

iwz iwz

"The first poem ever written was by Lamech bragging about his murders (Genesis 4:23-24), thus murder is as old as history and as new as today's newspaper." from here

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

and of course we can beliee what that site says as trustworthy!

malibu malibuOG 2001

oh i got it. its definetely the cat in the hat. or "i do not like green eggs and ham, i do not like them sam i am.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

The Epic of Gilgamesh

He who has seen everything, I will make known (?) to the lands.

I will teach (?) about him who experienced all things,

... alike,

the translation is kinda rough, goes back 3000 B.C.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

lookin around for this thing i found a great

site where u can read ancient texts, if anyone cares to...

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

Vayomer ha'adam zot hapa'am etsem me'atsamay uvasar mibesari lezot yikare ishah ki me'ish lukacha-zot.

English: Now this is bone from my bones and flesh from my flesh. She shall be called Woman (Ishah) because she was taken from man (ish).

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

m and j and the y2k!!!!!!!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

how cuz weez didn't get a response from skaorsk8 on dis?

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

I know... no answer and no winner?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

Well, originally the answer was the one from Genesis 2, bone of my bones, flesh of my flesh, etc. But you guys have raised so many good answers (like that link that Ian posted) that even though I know the original answer is right, everyone brought interesting ideas to the table. (That first post about Latin or whatever it was KILLED me though!)

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

so u keeps us waitin' faw days!?! i wants my free trip to mahway boy-eeeee!

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Nah.. grab the XBOX, then eithe rsell it on ebay or trade it in for a REAL video game system!

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