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Where Do Babies Come From?

delliott101 by delliott101 · Oct 25, 2002 · Laugh · 214 views · ·

Here's a cute one for you.


This is a really helpful photo for any of you who have kids, grandkids,

nieces, nephews... actually, for anyone who spends even a little time with young children. Eventually, you'll have to face the  "where do babies come from?" issue,

and this picture is definitely worth a  thousand words.

But prepare yourself - it's pretty explicit!  You

might want to look at

it privately before sharing it with the children in your life.

WARNING: GRAPHIC PHOTO BELOW!

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19 Comments

flyingfree1125 flyingfree1125OG 2001 ·

you can't put a picture like THAT on a site like this. You have to think about that kind of stuff David

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

im stumbled

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 ·

The sarcasm is just oozing forth

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

haha, awww, so cute

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ·

i thought it was the stork...

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

well lynz was the person who explained it al to me. how does the story go again?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Well you see..two parents decide they want to have a baby. So they sit down and write a nice letter to the man in Australia. When he gets the letter he eats berries for girls and cucumbers for boys and produces the babies. He then puts them in a basket and sends them via the ocean to wherever they have to go..that's why it takes 9 months.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

clearly he has never heard of FedEx

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ·

or maybe he has! ;)

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

what does that mean? He's heard of fed ex, he just chooses not to use it? cuase 9 months is a little long to wait for ANTHING, in my opinion. I'd call him up and say "hey, listen, is there any way we can expedite this whole process? who can i talk to that would be able to get the ball rolling on this project a little sooner?"

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ·

i guess you've never had a package delayed by FedEx.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

well he sends it by ocean because then the parents know they really want it cuz they have to wait for it so long. if you could fedex it, everyone would have one because they are easy to get. by ocean you need a mommy and daddy ther to calm eachother down while they wait for it.

reaf reafOG 2002 ·

So then what is the story for adoption?

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

the babies basket got lost in the ocean, and never made it to the parents. they thought they wanted a baby, but never went to pick it up so somebody else found it. they take care of it as if it was theirs.

reaf reafOG 2002 ·

ooooooooo, ok. I always wondered

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 ·

awesome response!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ·

ok, i'm beginning to think you've been waiting for a chance to give this explaination. why, i don't know, but you've been waiting...

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahah. well actually no. i used my noggin to answer that one. i could see how you would think but this was all explained to me by this girl. very eye-opening.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

haha... there was this funny tidbit on the onion. "baby found on doorstep moved to neighbor's doorstep"

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