Things I've Resolved to do for 2003
by Things I've Resolved to do for 2003
Stop worrying about whether a band is actually "emo" or not
Never again try to pretend to be Indiana Jones and pour coffee from the coffeemaker before it's done (it just tastes nasty)
Never try a McDonald's Big and Tasty - but, find out why it's cheaper than all the other burgers. What are they cutting back on??
Convince Christina Aguliera that she looks good even WITH pants on
Not get excited about any more Mitsubishi commercial music
Stop watching Mark Hendrick's workout video repeatedly
Tell Shakira that it's obvious she can belly dance, and that she should work on learning how to sing
Personally thank Avril Levine for wearing pants
Tell Gwen Stefani she looks better with less red lipstick
Make a website that's better than all the other crappy "I have friends and pictures of them!" websites made by other people
Quit practicing the "Vietnamese" dance that reminds me of Thai
Start practicing the "Joe Boxer" dance from that commercial
Teach Winnona Ryder that stealing is wrong, no matter how good-looking you are
Abuse free nationwide nights and weekends on my cell phone even more than I already do
Never purchase anything that has anything to do with American Idol
Do anything in my power possible to keep Kazaa Lite free and functioning
Get Nationwide Direct Connect enabled for all my friends who have Nextel
Actually GET my oil changed at 3000 miles, and not ignore that stupid little light
Harass people who drive Saturns, GTIs, and any volkswagons even more than I already do
Play more FROLF. I mean, there's a place in West Milford, and it's free, too.
BANDS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE DISAPPEAR
This is very important.
Metallica
Nine Inch Nails
D12
O-Town
Vanessa Carlton
Tupac (he's been dead for 10 years - please stop making him come out with new albums)
the Hives
Justin Timberlake
Missy Elliot
System of a Down
Puddle of Mudd (this might be POD, I don't know)
Kid Rock
Staind
Band from Society
ok, I'm done now. Unless I think of some more.
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41 Comments
perhaps this should be called "New Year's Convolusions"
Beep at every volvo I see!!
oooh... bring it on big boy....
Its my goal to be married by the end of this year
Cerrato are you boarderline retarded? I thought you were to legit to commit!
I'm just trying to get a reaction! PLaya please!!! the news years goal this year is to get a 97 or 98 GTI VR6 BABY!
Mark Hendricks has a WORKOUT VIDEO NOW???
Yes. He does. And I own it. And it's amazing. I can't even describe it well enough to do it justice.
It's AMAZING?! AND YOU OWN IT?!!?!?! tell me more!
spandex
hsahahahahah enough said for me.
hmmm... i have alot to do this upcoming year, BIGGEST priority... Study fully for every meeting. Get a stinking good job (perferably one that i could atLEAST aux pioneer at the same time) Do a rail and actually land a 360. Get my hair cut, grow some real sideburns, lose 20 pounds and get in rip roaring shape.... touch my nose with my tongue. Learn to play the guitar really REALLY REALLY good, and then get our band to open for Band From Society!!!! woohoooo. Learn how to speak swahili. Hang out with my friends more often, AND last but not least MARRY KATIE!!!!!
shoot...my plan was to marry katie...dang...it's the 3rd, and already my plans are blown.
shouldnt Marry Katie be first?
no, obviously because thats later on in the year, DUH! sheesh
to start a writing campaign to nabisco to make sure that rabbit gets those trix that he deserves.
You cheater! I already told you about my club Kids Against Kids Against Rabbits Eating Trix!
only after i mentioned my desire for him to get some and that was my yearly goal.
Yeah! but i started my club well over a year ago!
that is the funniest thing...you guys are hysterical...
thank you. you know i used to find you very funny and enjoyable but then i just read that little comment on how pod is a band you don't wanna hear from. they're amazing!!!! now i question my previous judgement.
waiiiiit...do you mean to tell me that they are actually good?? that i should spend more time listening to this "self righteous suicide" song to feel happy?? (heh)
self righteous sucide? what are ya talkin bout crazy? haven't you heard alive? and other cool ones? i love them.
yo bro...sorry to call you out...but the "self-righteuous suicide" is not POD...thats System of a Down!
oh shoot. I better change my list. Who the heck are POD then...and why don't I like them?
yea, i was gonna ask about that too.. good call jahanna.... sheesh dan.. get your music information DOWN....
hahahah, YEA DAN! haha thanks Mike.
someone outside the one mind finds us amusing? how can this be
i was a little confused by it too. but at least they appreciate us too. i can totally feel the love.
Hmmm... methinks it may soon be time for "20K Leagues to a Girl Fight Part 2"
as much as i would enjoy that and the points that would result from it, many insults would be reused and i don't think people feel like reading them again do they?
i dont think anybody really read them the first time!
read what?
haha, yeah, i never even clicked on that story. didn't read a single comment on it. i feel guilty.
yeah some people found much amusement in it such as me and lynz and dave and some others too but by the end, nobody wanted to read them anymore i don't think.
sometimes you just have to vent about annoying things you are forced to put up with
i am so with you on that big n nasty burger
on the radio the DJs were rattling off what types of bad habits they've resolved to put an end to, for the new year. one DJ finally says that he's resolved to not make any more resolutions.