500th News Post!
by Wow, a milestone that it seems everybody has either overlooked, or just not cared enough to make mention of: The 500th news posting on eZabel! But of course everybody cares, so this definitely deserves a news story of its own (which actually is necessary, being that it's the 500th news post, and without this news post there would still only be 499) and since I also have approving rights, this story is getting posted, woohoo! But in the efforts to not be gay and just post a one sentence news story (which I could because, oh yeah, that's right, I HAVE APPROVING RIGHTS AND CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!! HAHAHA!! IDIOTS!!) let's talk a little bit.
Of course the 500 news stories are comprised of all of the news stories you people have read, but there have also been many that none of you more lowly ezabelers have ever seen. Well, not to worry, most of them were really lame, like email forwards from "David's Inbox" or stupid geeky news about a new computer chip by dean. In layman's terms: gay. Hence the reason they weren't posted. But also, some of them were just simply amazing, and in a greedy rage I deleted them so nobody else could extract a single shred of enjoyment from them.
Well I think this news story is just about long enough, and even though I admit it is really just meaningless drivel and careless banter that I really didn't put any thought into at all, I still rule for getting the 500th news post!
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so if they all didn't get posted, how is this the 500th POST?
because those ones weren't numbered, i read them, passed judgment on them, and wound up my scepter and opened up a can of DELETE on them!
oh, i didn't know u deleted them. then when the database was copied to the new server, and we were asked to test the beta version, what was with all those unapproved stories?
they're deleted ones mostly
no, just on the regular site
roofles *clap* *clap* you made me laugh!
hahaha.
"stupid geeky news about a new computer chip by dean"
Ahem.... I think I will DELETE this news story and do my OWN NON-LAME 500th story!!!
uh oh ian, looks like dave needs to get his approver rights taken away!
"Lame stories from David's inbox" indeed!!!! HARUMPH!!!!
haha, i was kidding, i was kidding, but i am sorry to report that they are gay. kidding! they aren't gay, but they are lame. kidding... they are lame and they are gay! (i was not kidding about that)
(thanks for clearing that up)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!! Dave has approver rights???????? WHATTTT?
once again, my long time opinion of matt and his lameness is once again proven true. Lame Lame Lame...
There were probably 20 stories awaiting approval, but Matt deleted them so he could get #500