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thatdarngirl by thatdarngirl · Jan 28, 2003 · Laugh · 262 views

www.bicepmania.net is one of the many places my history class goes to on a regular basis. This man thinks he's really cool, it's a shame he doesn't realize that not being able to reach the steering wheel of your car-and therefore not being able to drive-does not make one cool. My history teacher insists he must have Turkeys and hamsters inserted under his skin to make him look this way.

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44 Comments

deanh77 deanh77Founder

yeah, this picture just makes me hungry.

reaf reafOG 2002

how did you find that picture on that site? where was it?

reaf reafOG 2002

DUH, never mind, I was at the wrong site

reaf reafOG 2002

huh, thats weird, his arms definatly dont look like normal muscle mass, its like miss shapen,, ,, egh, guys this big are so growse

reaf reafOG 2002

Oh the guys is on steroids

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

eww ugh gross that's nasty. what a whelcoming picture when i come on to ezabel

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Yeah... don't blame me, though!!!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

why would anyone blame you?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

he's all nervous since he got his approval privileges

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

but what would be wrong with approving this lovely man!

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

In light of Adam's comment... I got a lot of flack on a news story I didn't approve recently...

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

well, i agree we need something else on the home page!

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

no... I've had approval privlidges for months...

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

my point exactly...

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gollumOG 2003

this guy is really discusting looking (to me)but I'm sure there are females who go for this kinda thing.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

He can't put his dumb arms down! He's mishapen!

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002

yo who put a pic of ty's mom on this website! thats terrible

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i love you more than i love life.

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002

thats a whole lotta love

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea well i was only kidding. go back to your cats.

reaf reafOG 2002

He is like 43 years Old!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

you're spending way too much time with this guy

jay79 jay79OG 2001

this has to be one of the top 5 grossest things ever posted

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

what are the other four?

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

this is exactly the reason i don't work out...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

my chin muscle is bigger, oh, and my ear muscles are bigger too

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

is someone going to tell this guy he swallowed a rack of bowling balls or should i?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

A kid at school sent him an e-mail telling him how ugly he was..he replied by saying he was going to kill him..and then the kid sent another email asking how he was going to get to him when he can't drive

reaf reafOG 2002

ha ha,

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

HAH! 'I think i should tell you about my ex-boyfriend, he has a bit of a steroid rage problem.' (yes it's a quote, not me)

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

yeah how does he do anything day to day....he totally has to turn sideways to fit through doorways

reaf reafOG 2002

he just totally screwed up his body he will never look normal.. like its one thing to be huge, but its another to be huge and have weird deformed muscles, its just not normal, something is very wrong about his muscle growth. He's only like 43.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I was told that he injected some type of oil into his muscles to help with the growth.

reaf reafOG 2002

Oil? interesting I wonder what kind of oil, is it like Cod liver Oil, or is it Like Shell Gas Station Oil,, Weird!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i would like to say that this is really, really, cool. i am going to eat some more protein right now. yes.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

do you understand that at 27inches. that guys biceps are bigger then womens waists.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

it looks like he is pushing on his arms and if he doesn't stop he's going to make his head explode....

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jollycandymanOG 2001

This picture, is a sad case of what happens when you dont get enough fiber in your system

malibu malibuOG 2001

yes sadly you turn extremely constepated which is of course what is wrong with this poor man.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

at first i didn't notice his hands---he could be in sound of music doing that

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

this guy is actually one inch tall...behind him is a submarine with two red pegs from Battleship...a4...you sank my battleship!

ballyhoo ballyhooOG 2001

hey! this guy reminds me of matt kelly!!!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

only matt has more exotic eyebrows than this clown.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

this guy is me sans the attitude

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