Internet not a necessity for some

In a surprising study, there have been some people found to whom the Internet is not a necessity, as if they're too busy for it or have better things to do. Psha. As hard as this concept may be to grasp for most normal people, it seems to be true.

News.com.com.com reports on the study which shows that 20% of these hard to imagine "unwired" individuals actually have Internet access available to them but don't have the "time" to enjoy the amazingness! (Like there's anything else?! hahalol!) And 17% used to be online but now aren't! Get a life people!

Most disturbingly, a full 25% choose to "evade" the Internet completely because they're too scaaaared. Fa! Like it's all complex and they might get brain damage trying to figure out which email is in reply to which email, or why clicking certain blue words makes the MSN logo appear even though they use AOL! Somebody must have hacked them!

The best part about this is that we can make fun of them non-stop without fear of them ever finding out (As long as nobody prints this out and shows it to one of these underlings/cro-mags.)!