Cashew

Ahhh yes. The weekend is approaching and Ian searches for people to be envious of him. Alas, no one cares. He may think he is big time, but he is not. Peoples of the nations join with me in singing songs of happiness and joy. Do not praise Ian just because he thinks he has the power of the internet. I, in fact, am the inventor of the internet. Ians sole source of power comes from me. I am, in a strange way, Ians Sun. Unfortunately Ian is no Superman.

So I come to you with "Open Arms", saying down with Ian. Say yes to Communism. Oooops! I mean, ummmmm, Napster.... yeahhhhh, thats the ticket. Thank you and goodnight!