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Man amputates arm, hikes to safety

rocksupastar by rocksupastar · May 2, 2003 · News · 501 views

This is crazy.... this guy hiking in Colorado actually got pinned by a boulder and cut off his own arm to survive... soo nuts!


Ralston was climbing Saturday in Blue John Canyon, adjacent to Canyonlands National Park in far southwestern Utah, when a 200-pound boulder fell on him, pinning his right arm, authorities said.


He ran out of water on Tuesday and on Thursday morning, he decided that his survival required drastic action.


Using his pocketknife, he amputated his arm below the elbow and applied a tourniquet and administered first aid.


He then rigged anchors, fixed a rope and rappelled to the canyon floor.
He hiked downstream and was spotted about 3 p.m. by a Utah Public Safety Helicopter. The search for Ralston had begun the same morning, after authorities were notified he was four days overdue reporting for work.



Heres the story on Msnbc.com SOOO crazy....

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51 Comments

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

AHHH! thats horrible!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you know, i bet he's going to have a hard time buttoning his shirts from now on

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs and stuck to a wall?? Art.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

what do you call the limbs of a man with no arms and legs stuck to a wall? Pieces of Art....

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hahah i'm thinking you and i have a similar sense of humor...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

What do you call a man with no arms and legs on hot asphalt? FLIP!!!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

What do you call a legless and armless boy on a baseball team? First base!!!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

what do u call a legless and armless guy floating in the water? Bob!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

what do u call a one-legged hooker? Eileen!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

what do u call a man with no arms and no legs in some leaves? russel!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

what do u call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ok4now

what do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging in your window? Curt 'n' Rod...

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

what do u call a girl with one leg who's asian? Irene!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

so wrong on two different levels. I like it. gotta remember that one.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in HOT water? STEW!!!!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

what do u call a dog with no legs? u can't! he won't come!

theremin thereminOG 2002

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that stunts allergies? Hank.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

what do u call a guy with no arms and no legs under a car? Ax3l!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

what do u call a guy with no arms and no legs on a piano? BRIAN!! hahahahaha

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 thefunkyfresh

you need more sleep

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 thefunkyfresh

i don't get it    

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ok4now

dont worry there was nothing to get

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

or JACK!!!!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 hunkpapap

what do u call a guy with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? Bill!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ok4now

ohhh my GOODNESS!! BLEEEEECHHAHAHHA

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 skaorsk8

bleech?    

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

(Derek Jeter could never be this clever.)

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

thats why you dont go hiking by yourself. Loser.

theremin thereminOG 2002

Something like this happened a while ago, except happenned with a dude's leg. He did this same thing.. cutting off his leg with a pocket knife. I guess the moral is, always make sure you have a pocket knife on you, when you go out hiking.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah, because you never know when having two arms is one too many.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

or just don't go hiking and get to keep all your limbs

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

hold up a sec... this guy couldn't lift a 200 pound "boulder"?? thats not even that heavy. the guy was probably a gay. that would explain his lack of strength and reason for going hiking in the first place

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

matt, you couldnt lift a 200 pound boulder with ONE arm... cmon... you diesel.. but not THAT diesel....

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

with adrenilane, dude i could do it! plus it was two arms, including the one trapped under the rock

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

update.. they said its 1000 pound, not 200... soo... no way he could have lifted it....

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

okay okay, no normal human couldv'e done it. but I couldve!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

did they go back for the arm? they started searching for him the day he cut his arm off. what if he had waited like 4 hours and they found him?

iwz iwz

ugh i know i was thinking that. i bet he's always gonna have that thought at the back of his mind and it'll spiral him into a deep depression for the rest of his life

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

there's no way i could do that. i just can't get the right leverage with my left hand...

J
jollycandymanOG 2001

oh yeah if he was right handed, he probably did a really sloppy cutting job with his left

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Don't you think you would pass out from the pain before you could finish?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

i don't know that there's much feeling left in the arm after 5 days

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

no, im sure it was gone anyways, 1000 pound ANYTHING falls on your arm, its pretty much done for. Hes crazy, i read more things about this guy, he was known for being able to survive in the mountains cause he was just CRAZY... soo cool, i wanna be a mountian man!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you never will be. NEVER!! imagine eating roots and stuff to live.

malibu malibuOG 2001

man the bells have a crazy mountain man in the woods behind their houses and one time jesse told amy scary stories about him and he's like "are you scared?" no she replies. 3 minutes later linda comes outta the house, "brad, why is amy crying?"

deanh77 deanh77Founder

ok, they got his arm back. took like 15 people to move the rock.
the story

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

now they say the rock was 800 pounds...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

imagine the tax dollars that went into just rescuing his arm...

deanh77 deanh77Founder

I think they had to move it for safety reasons, getting his mangled, severed arm back was just a plus.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

great! so now he's mr. flat-arm man

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

they did a skit on this guy on SNL

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